i m bursting with glee now and yet i am feeling a tad guilty for the source of gleefulness. i need my bitching buddies!!! :D

i miss ifer a lot. i've been thinking about her lately. even sent her a message via facebook. but i m very sure she will not reply at all. it was raining heavily yesterday and my mind was brought back to the college days. how silly we were playing under the rain trying to get sick coz we didnt study for our calculus test the next day and we knew we were doomed :P so we came up with a silly idea. let's get sick. let's play under the rain! so she changed into her bikini and i wore my nightie and we sat at the carpark and talk and laughed at our silliness :D. we even walked the whole apartment area with ppl whistling at us or looking at us weirdly :D then she needed to get cigarettes and we walked to the nearby 24hr shop to buy. we knew the uncle well and on the way there, we were giggling and wondering wat's the uncle's reaction gonna be. but he was very cool about it. as if like it's normal for 2 crazy girls to be soaked wet in nighties and bikini walking into his shop at 4am in the morning getting cigarettes :D :D :D :D then there's another time where minger and ifer suddenly wish to eat American moist chocolate cake from Baker's Cottage - at 8am in the morning. We were hanging out the whole night at our balcony talking nonsense and drinking beer and singing songs (yes, we were really a nuisance then) until 7am so that we can have our favourite wantan mee :D after breakfast, they needed desserts and Baker's Cottage was opened already. And somehow, in our crazy mindset, in order to buy a cake, we needed a birthday person. So we started to think, whose bday was around the corner? and we realized Juju's bday was 2 weeks away. So we bought the cake, went home all giggly at our silliness, knocked on Juju's door and wake her and Babi up and forced Juju to blow the candles. You should see their tulan and yet cant show tulan-ness face :D after Juju blow the candles, we shoo them back to sleep so that Minger and Ifer can eat the cake :D looking back, i seriously think we have really amazing and patience housemates :D coz if anyone did that to me, i will just smash the bloody cake at their face and go back to sleep :P so yea.... i miss ifer. we really had a lot of funny childish time together. :(

i am waiting for obelix, the ex that got away, to come online :D he is the next best bitching buddy :D just called him, he is busy today. ask to me to keep it till tomorrow and we will bitch all i want :D

small cow is currently unavailable. i think she is having her down time now. so ya.....

minger lagi unavailable. she has bosses from hell!!

worst trip ever in heaven level one

... ya... it was heavenly there but went with wrong ppl which makes it the worst trip ever.

joel gave me hypertension coz i thought he couldnt make it for the trip at the last minute

small cow did something stupid which almost spoil the trip. but she act like nothing happened just to save it from the worst trip ever.

lm.... snore so damn fucking loud that i couldnt sleep well for the whole trip. and whenever she wakes up half way from her sleep and asked me how come i havent sleep, i dont know how to tell her coz she fucking snore too damn fucking loud! then the final night there, she lamented to me that this is not a holiday at all coz she didnt have enough rest. i was pretty pissed then but i didnt wanna spoil the trip so i ignore her. she is the last person who has the rights to say she doesnt have enough sleep when i couldnt even fucking sleep for the whole trip! then to make the matter worst, the next morning during breakfast, she stabbed us in front by telling Aminah that she will not go with us anymore coz apparently our smoke makes her nose hurt. harlow??? how come never hear u mention the whole trip??? if you have a fucking problem with us, tell us! not bitch about us to other ppl in front of us! that's so damn fucking bitchy and rude! you know fucking well we are all smokers, you should be prepared for it! and if u are not happy with us smoking, tell us! or you expect us to be your fucking mind reader? that we can read ur mind? sorry lor, we cant!

no more next time. this is indeed the worst trip to heaven level one. next time, i will just fucking go alone!

ranting

so much in my head. gonna burst soon!!

1. hate it when ppl faced with a very simple yes or no question and they over think and think that there's seeham disebalik kuay teow or something and answer the question with another question or gimme crap answers like maybe, i dont know, i m not sure. harlow?? yes means yes! no means no! make up your fucking mind can or not??

2. some ppl have so much bitterness inside themselves that they cant stand other ppl being happy. they are that kind of person who brings a needle everywhere they go so that they can pop everyone's happiness bubbles whereever they go.

3. i dont know how many times i've said this before, and i will say it again. i seriously think that ppl who born in one particular year is the most illogical species ever! except ifer la. all of them have the same trait, illogical, fickle minded, bitter, thinks that the whole fucking world owes them something and are all trying to get on my nerves. you'd be surprise how many of these ppl are around me and i think i am just gonna go slit my wrist and die or something to get the hell out of them! seriously. every single one of them that i've met are like that. something went wrong in that year issit? nia ma

4. when you treat me nice, i acknowledge it by being doubly nice to you. but that does not i m a fucking welcome mat that you can fucking step all over! and no, i dont have patience for such attitude. so dont blame me for cutting ties.

5. it is very obvious that they are guilty of their bitchiness or they are really a bunch of attention seeking nobodies that's why they need to troll on others and get all perasan over others entries.

6. money cannot buy everything. honestly. i was really down last nite over many incidents that happened yesterday and someone msg me via fb asking me if i need help and if there is anything they can do. by that they mean if i need to borrow money. harlow, money is not the only problem in this world. can dont be so shallow? and i dont need your help coz i know you guys will be bitching about helping for the rest of my life. once bitten twice shy. so no, i dont need these hypocritical help. thank you very much.

7. work is getting worst each day. i kept on asking myself why the fuck am i still here working with bunch of selfish political idiots. the social situation in the office is so damn bad until everyone wants to stab everyone on the back. either that, or there's this tidak apa attitude. cargo damage? it's ok la. customer is dropping us? it's ok la. customer needs the job to be done urgently? ok la, i will get it done in 10yrs time. conclusion? i get fucking left right centre by customers. it's getting really frustrating to be blamed for things that i am not able to control.

8. i do not like to be approached for advise when you clearly already made up your mind. seriously, why do u even bother wasting our time, breath and saliva?

9. respect is something you need to earned and not forced upon. you have done so many stupid idiotic unethical things around us and you are forcing people to respect you?? please la, go look at urself in the mirror and see what is there to be respect?? now u are claiming that ppl 'no big no small' u very big meh? i dont think so lor.... *ptui*

bitch

omg... i cannot stand her... i cannot stand her... i cannot stand her... i cannot stand her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. the world does not revolves around you! bitch!
2. please stop being so damn fucking perasan that other ppl cant wait to hang out with you! coz i dont think any logical sane person would wanna hang out with you since all you ever talk about is you, you you you you and ur daughter and ur son and ur husband. we dont really give a flying fuck!
3. stop being so damn fucking narrow minded and judgemental! who the fuck are you to actually judge other ppl's life???
4. stop pretending to be a good friend when you jump at every single fucking chance to bitch about your 'good friend'!
5. stop acting like so fucking high and mighty can or not????? omg! u should fucking listen to yourself or look in the mirror wei! what kinda fucking friend are you??? who the fuck do u think u are to kesian someone and tell ppl that she has no life and no friends???

seriously. she is such a stupid perasan bitch!

uptight fella

so i was in innit pimping my blogpost and i saw this. i seriously dont understand why are ppl so uptight? what is there to feel offended about? you are offended because whatever he joked about is true and u cannot take the truth? or you are offended because he is describing you, EXACTLY??

sheesh... if you can't take jokes, then dont watch any stand up comedies la... go slit your wrist or something!

EDIT: whoa... i just realize that fella is only 13yrs old. tsk tsk tsk. no wonder la.

the company trip (reposting coz added vid)

As you all know, i went for my company trip 2 weekends ago. and it was fun fun fun!

Day 1

Arrive Eagle Ranch Resort at around 3ish 4ish. Checked in, check our rooms and then went to the pub to drink (what is company trip without drinking? - especially when the boss is a closet alcoholic :P). Discussed a bit on the games that we were to play that nite during BBQ. And then we decided that we didnt have enough 'kar chang' for the games. Went out to buy. Then we got back to the resort to freshen up and prepare for the dinner by the poolside. We played a round of charade as an ice breaker and laughed until i wanted to roll on the floor :P. We then got divided into 3 teams that will fight for the grand prize by accumulating points from Day 1 to the last day.

This is where we stayed. We wanted to stay in the tepee tent but fully booked alre.

it'll be nice to stay in a round room :D some more i heard the bathroom is outdoor type :D

*bitch mode on*

Ms Disgusting was super disgusting. From the begining of planning for this trip, she told us she cant make it, eventho we tried to convince her to come. she didnt even participate in organizing the trip. then when we realized that we have enough $ to actually buy a TV as a grand prize, she started to act like she wanna come, dont wanna come. even on the eve of the trip, she was still playing hard to get. then on the day of the trip, Ms Know It All called her to check if she is coming or not; she didnt answer the phone for the whole morning. And when she finally return call, she told Ms Know It All that she is lazy to join us.... WTF??? that also nevermind la.... then when we were in the pub drinking, she called and Ms. Know It All tak sempat to answer the call and a few minutes later, Finger's phone rang (macam so desperate like that, right?). Ms Disgusting told us that she and her hubbie and her daughter will be driving down for the dinner. i got too disgusted la. she make it damn obvious that she is coming just to win the lucky draw. which prompted us to split the lucky draw to 2 days. wahahhahaaha... all the good prize were scheduled to draw the next day ;). they arrive right before we started the lucky draw. she and i were competing in the same batch (we need to complete a task before we get to choose the prize we want. who complete 1st, will get to choose 1st). my batch's task is to finish a whole bottle of coke using a straw. fucking difficult, wei! and she, being kiasu, finished it 2nd and took the prize i was eye-ing. then the disgusting part happened. right after she got her prize, she told boss she wanted to leave. boss got pissed and told her she cant leave. and so she and her hubbie and her daughter sat one corner being anti social and dont wanna join us till the end. fucking disgusting, right???

*bitch mode off*

anyway, my team was leading from the begining when we won the Ms CR contest (we gotta dress up one of the guys in the team using the props given - i wanted so much to be in Finger's team so that i can put make up on him :P). But my guy was good la. He look like a fairer version of Will Smith and he was damn sporting lor. We used baloons as his boobs and he was squeezing his 'boobs' all the way :P after dressing up, the guest judge will choose the best looking Queen :P before that, they have to do a round of catwalk. Finger were one of the Queens and that night was really an eye opener for me coz i never realize he can be so sporting :P he actually did the catwalk, albeit the fact that he walked like a balak/robot and his boobs were only A Cup and somehow his team mates were really failed la... so many girls in his team but all dunno how to put make up on him. either that or just purely no teamwork at all. but i know he has done his best and went beyond his boundary. coz he did tried to flirt with the judge to get more points :D no pix coz the cameraMEN havent load the pix into the server yet. Edit: here's the pix :D

The guy in red was the winner :D


Here's the vid of the 'catwalk'. very dark and blur still can see bit bit la... quite bad camera person =.="


and the winner is..... :D

the dinner ended at around 11pm and everyone went back to the room. then next thing we know, Guest Judge, Ms Know it All and i hijacked Big Boss and Lady Boss' room and ended up drinking warm red wine that Guest Judge smuggled in :P. Bad move. Next day woke up with horrific sore throat. anyway, went back to the room at around 1am and mandi. niama, mandi halfway no water. fucking tulan lor.


Day 2

Woke up too early. waaaaayyy too early. didnt get to sleep much. must be the feng shui in the room coz i kept waking up every 30mins. went for the sucky breakfast (ya, the food in the resort is a huge let down). After breakfast, we played paintball. my first ever paintball and it was fucking scary wei! after the paintball session, we all went back to the room to mandi and then off to lunch. after lunch, we had our 2nd round of lucky draw... AND I FUCKING WON THE GRAND PRIZE! - 32" Toshiba LCD TV! :D which i m planning to sell it off la... cheap cheap.... RM1200 only :D why? coz i memang already got an LCD tv at home ma... so might as well sell it and put the money into my Tabung Kebajikan Singapore Trip ;). anyway, after the lucky draw, we proceed to have telematch. it was damn fun but fucking tiring. My team ended up come in 2nd coz we didnt have much strenght and i m a liability. (ya ma... ppl run, i waddle. how not to be a liability? :P) but it was all fun la. we laughed so much until stomach cramp. after the telematch, we had free and easy time. i rushed back to the room to bathe and sleep (but cannot sleep la). the rest went for go karting.

Victory dance by the winning team... :P (apparently the rest dont wanna dance coz too malu :P)

For dinner, we went to Pantai Ria Seafood Restaurant. OMFG. the food is seriously fucking good wei! It's located at Teluk Kemang. go eat! u wont regret! the something something lai liu har damn good :P started to have pounding headache towards the end of the dinner. after dinner, a few of them hijacked the bosses room again. but i excused myself. dah la pounding headache, whole body aching from the activities, sore throat and not enough sleep, i cant drink no more la. but i ended up not able to sleep again. waking up at every 30mins. i seriously think something is wrong with the room la...

Day 3

being anti social, i didnt join their activities - Rope Course or something like that. basically, climbing ropes and go thru obstacle course. sampat.... i dont have sense of balance, how to play wor? so i slept in. still not enough sleep :( Checked out at 12pm then we drove to Port Dickson town to makan at Pak Lang kopitiam. LM highly recommended the french toast - ya... it's fucking good. the rest of the food? ma ma tei la... the service is fucking slow lor... like all of them are sloth or something like that..... after lunch, we drove to Seremban to buy Siew Pau. Then come back.

That, my kawan kawan is what happened during company's trip.

Will blog about my trip up north soon la.... gotta go now :D

ignoramous

i cant stand ppl who always act like they are so level headed when others are fucking pissed over some issues. yes. act. example? lemme think...

2 aunties quarrelling with an uncle over the fact that the uncle conning them off some money. then come this idiot who dont know head nor tail dishing out advise and condemning the aunties. just coz the aunties make more noise than the uncle. then to make things worst, the idiot act as if he is so above everyone and everything and the issues between the aunties and uncle is so minor that they should just shuddup.

but hor... if the situation is turn around and it's the idiot that kena conned by the uncle, warao eh... the idiot will create such huge drama until bring every single passerby into the fight.

ya. something like that la. for the past 2 days there's this particular idiot that sort of cross my path and i m trying my very best to not lose my cool over such ignorant idiot.

maybe there's a name for such character... but since my vocab is limited, i cant think of any :P

there's also a case where this ignoramous complain about a certain place saying the place is lacking of scenery but in actual fact he is just stay in the bloody hotel all the time and didnt even venture out or ask the locals.

couch potatoes complainer. that's what they are.

cotchy post :D

being a cotch (cow bitch), i always enjoy a good bitching session. it all started with Kimberlycun tweeted about this ugly PS job that another 'fehmes' blogger did. and being curious, i sort of begged her to gimme the link so that i can see. i didnt know who this 'fehmes' blogger Kim was talking about at first, but i have a feeling it's the same person i was thinking about. so i went to her blog to check, but dont have, all also her diving pic (ya, go guess who la). then kim gave me the link and lo & behold! memang that blogger and it was in her FB lol!

then i started to email kim to tell her a story that i made up between that blogger and another fehmes male blogger and i dont know about kim, i was actually enjoying bitching with her lor :D and and kim gave me a link to her old entry describing this 'fehmes' blogger. :D

go! go read that entry! all describing 1 person :D

i dont understand why Ms. Know It All always trying to pull me in to her bloody politics. and it seems like she is either fucking thick skinned or fucking stupid not to get it. coz everytime she bitched to me about others i always say the same thing: why the fuck are you tell me? you go tell him/her la! i dont wanna know and dont wanna get involve!

yes, the exact sentence. every.single.fucking.day.

Here's the list of ppl whom she has been bitching to me:

Monday: Finger
Tuesday: Finger and 5cm
Wednesday: Finger, 5cm and Ms. AFM
Thursday: Ms. AFM
Today: Ms AFM, Ms PA and Ms Newly Mom.

and everyday also i told her off and show her muka cibai. why still dont get it one?

*****

anyway, most likely meeting my cousin from SG next weekend. it could be fun.

oh oh.... i am having a conflicting feeling about the Singapore trip now. i am looking forward to it coz it's been ages since i last been there... but at the same time, i am dreading it coz i know it's gonna be damn fucking tiring.... the amount of walking we are gonna do... omg.... :D

*****

i think i really got ADD or something... i left this post idle yet again and i cant remember what i wanted to write - AGAIN....

he is such an annoying attention seeking fuck. he not only ride on the coat tail of those 'fehmes' bloggers, he tries his very best to seek attention by grabbing credits and do those: "hey lookatme!! i m here! look at me!!! me!!! me!!! meeeeeeeee!!!!!" stunt.

and i m getting mightily annoyed with those attention seeking stunt lor....

went to stalk his blog once and seriously, just read one sentence only can fall asleep. and from his tweets, he sounded damn obnoxious...

gaahhhhhh i cannot tahan him!

i think everyone has a PKWM in their life. recently i saw 2 other PKWMs in the blogging world and i m getting mightily annoyed with them. Thank goodness our path doesnt cross. If not, i will definitely be mightily bitchy to them :D

the funny thing is, most of the PKWMs that i come across are guys. weird....

and the funny part is, all the PKWMs that i've come across has the same kinda body built and same kinda dressing... :D

how come like that ah? maybe they knowingly behave like such to distract ppl from finding out they have a small wang? ;)

wow... someone is stalking her and in return, they came to my blog from her blog. but not really in a good way coz it reminded me of the blog war that were stemmed from a stupid bitch. yes, i still hate the stupid bitch to the core. :D

but the stupid bitch has now locked her blog... maybe she finally found out that her gf cheated on her sometime in January? hmmm.... :D

ok, yesterday's meeting was a good one. i think i just need to sabar for another 1-2 months. then i can live comfortably :D

i realized a couple hours ago why i dont have many friends. i dont have patience and i dont like to compromise.

i was aghast to find my planned vacay was on the verge of being hijacked into some kinda stressful clown show. =.="

you see, i suggested to ABC one fine day to go to a dog friendly beach resort coz i seriously needed a vacation badly. and ABC agreed. then the next thing i know, some of ABC's friend came across the plan and on the verge of self inviting themselves to MY vacay. as foresee, the more ppl get involve with the 'plan' the more opinions they have. and it was pretty annoying and unsettling coz a) who the fuck ask you to come anyway?? b) it's MY idea of a VACATION, MY time to be relax so WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE TO LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKING SUGGESTIONS??? c) pls get your own vacation and dont bother me!

i know you all have the same thinking: the more the merrier. then go find your own merry la. why wanna intrude into MY plan??? you merry, i not merry ah!

i m a self proclaimed loner. i prefer to be almost alone. but not totally alone. my ideal vacay is to go some QUIET beachy place and tan myself silly whilst reading a book with a few bottles of ice cold beer. such activities cannot have a group of ppl go one... coz i like quietness and too many ppl going to this vacay will only make it NOISY.

yes, i m a loner. more like i m choosy of who i wanna hang out with. i know you all will be thinking, cheh! i wanna hang out with ABC doesnt mean that ABC wanna hang out with me mah.... i know i know... but hor... ABC and i both agree on the vacay already. that's why i m voicing it out!

so yea, i AM FUCKING PISSED.

it's suppose to be my off day and i m in the office. coz the 2 guys are not back from their leave. hence, i need to come back. my replacement off is next weekend. but i m still tulan with the fact that i have to come in today....

anyway, guys are more gossipy than gals. MR. T is the best example. the other day he emailed me a few times asking me to gamble with him. so i mah go and entertain him and lost RM10 to him whilst betting only 50sen.... then the next day, MR. S came in and laughed at me for being a gambling addict. no money, still wanna force ppl to gamble with me for 50sen per bet. and i got fucking indignant lor... i mean like wtf??? he fucking emailed me 3 fucking times asking me to gamble and then the go and tell ppl he is actually entertaining me!

damn tulan.

and you, the one that i stalked. you are not interesting at all. you are not even funny at all. u try damn hard to be funny, but seriously, you are not. stop being so delusional and look at yourself in the mirror

and you, pls la, dont send me email asking me stupid questions about my posts when i stated very very very clearly already, the condiments i used are based on instinct. how the fuck do i know a dollop is how many spoons la???? u mah do trial and error la! seriously, i dont understand why ppl like to ask stupid questions when things are already stated. are they blind? are they having a selective reading problem? are they just plain stupid? or are they trying to have the last say in everything???

and you, can u stop standing in front of me, shouting to the phone??? u wanna shout on the phone, pls go far far away, i m not interested in listening to your shouts!

i actually damn boh song about a lot of things. the most boh song part is that i m forced to do self censorship on the ppl i am talking about. i so wish to tell them straight to the face and name the names out. but under certain circumstances, i cant. conclusion is, i m gonna grab small cow tonight to bitch more. :D

shit. i.really.need.to.stop.stalking.

i m so damn fucking irritated now.... i think i should just go home. bye.

sometime stalking too much also not good. i came across this blog whom i find totally annoying, stupid and ignorant. the best part of it all is, she acted as if like she is all that and knows everything and anything.

she gives me the impression that she is trying to be a xiaxue wannabe as in trying to write 'mind provoking' posts. but when i click on those 'interesting' post, it's so stupid and laughable and it sound like she is making a mountain out of a fucking ant hill =.="

i should stop stalking when i m in a bad mood

attention slut

so i was stalking again and look at what i saw at her tweeter page =.="

click on the pic to have a bigger view. basically she is asking ppl whom she is following to follow her =.=" damn wtf right????

disgusted

so here i m slogging away trying to clear all the backlogs before cny (no thanks to Mr. S), i chance upon something which disgust me.

u see, i do stalk on him on and off and today, to take a break from all those mind boggling numbers in the reports, i decided to stalk him again. and what i read disgust me. not him. but the post that was meant for her. apparently she has been trying to be friend friend with him so that she can bitch about her. But he, being the ever gentlemen told her to fuck off in a nicer way. Way to go J!

i've always have great respect for him sans his over emo-ness sometimes. but then again, she usually have the affect on ppl whom loves her way too much. Especially Virgos.

anyway, back to the disgust that i m feeling. what are YOU trying to prove/do ah? so, she dumps you. but it's ALL your fucking doing! she told you so many countless times she loves you, but NOOOOOOOOOO you let your own insecurities take over the relationship AND then BLAME her for not being able to take it and in the end dump you. There's only so many times a person can reassure another person how much she loves her. and everytime she has reassured you, you decided it's not enough and you NEED to milk more of it out of her. AND then, YOU turn around and play the victim card like a sad little puppy with it's tail between it's legs.

i m seriously fucking disgusted with you. you are too 'malu' to face us, her friend. whose doing is that?? YOURS! not hers at all! so fucking move on with your fucking life and stop being another psycho bitch in her life!

niamaccbknnwtftnsbbqsauce!

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there used to be a bitchy post over here. but it's too bitchy. so i blogged it in xanga. wahhahaahhahahahahaha

*waves at stalker*

fuyooooooo this stalker bitch damn give us 'honor' la... stalk our blogs daily all the way from Florida :D