when cooker goes on strike....

"Cooker" aka me is on strike indefinitely coz it's actually pretty tiring. My initial plan was to have dinner with small cow or just go home makan instant noodles and call it a night. Coz I really need to catch up on my sleep.

Manatau....

The out of ordinary event started during lunch when Mr Married called to inform he is around the neighbourhood and wanna buy me lunch. It's out of ordinary coz I've been eating in for so long, I dun really go out for lunch anymore :D

Next, Zia (a long time blogger friend... we go waaaaaayyy back in 2002 :D) ding dong ding dong (whatsapp) me to let me know she is in town and hope to meet and catch up. We were reminiscing the crazy times we had during her last visit (abt 7yrs back) and how she misses my jeruk mangga. So I told her I need to scout around for mango trees to steal some mangoes to do it for her (afterall, stolen fruits always taste better ma :D) we were joking and laughing like siao charboh. And made plans to meet up later last night to yumchar.

Then the next even happened just before I clocked out. Lady boss called to tell me that she was stuck in a jam and Sandy the Dog needs to clear her bladder soon if not she will have accident in the office. After getting detailed instructions from her, I realized I have no confident in executing the task well coz Sandy is really old and she can't cross the road properly anymore and I have to carry her across the main road to the housing area for her to do her business. Me? Carry dog? Cannot la. Play can la. Scratch can la. Belly rub can la. Carry, no la. So I enlisted MyColleagueIsSoOneKind to help and my task were to coax Sandy to pee like "Sandy... Jui jui lor... Shhhhhh.... Shhhhh.... Sandy.... Jui jui.... Shhhh.... Shhhhh" :p Anyways, the task was completed not long later coz Sandy really really needed to go. :D

On the way back to the office, we passed by a fruits shop and saw a lot of green mangoes. Bought some only I stupidly asked if it's sour. Nope, it's not. Then decided to pop by at the supermarket on the way home to get soy sauce and lime (improvise coz if it's sour mango, no need lime). After buying all these, I jammed all the way back only remember that the minimart near my house sells unripe mangoes! So I went over and got some. Came home immediately went on the task of crushing the cili padi with a fork only to remember I have pestle and mortar thingie. So I took the pestle to pounce on the cili quickly (rushing for time coz Small Cow and Sam-"I am not a LaLa"-son was on the way over to fetch me) and then.... Fucking accident happened!! The bloody cili padi juice splashed on my face and hand AND Sam-"I am not a LaLa"-son have to call me during the accident to tell me they were leaving MV alre and i was pretty rude to him over the phone plus the line was breaking up, i didnt really have the mood to be courteous :P. Fucking hell, the cili juice damn pedas lor!! I think I am disfigured alre *exegerating* So I quickly made the jeruk, put in a container and chill in the fridge. Planning to come home after dinner to collect the jeruk and meet ZiaHoay later :) Quickly went to take a quick shower to get rid of the cili sting.

Small cow and Sam came not long later. As usual, I am a fickle minded person. Suggested another location for dinner and we went to Kepong for Ka Ka BKT. Seriously very good!! :D towards the end of the dinner, Small Cow's friend came over to exchange car with her coz she wanted to modify more stuffs on her car. Immediately after we enter his car, we felt damn LaLa-fied wei! LOL!! Samson kept on muttering that he is not a LaLa. and he was lamenting how stressed he was sitting in the car coz he didnt know how to explain to ppl how un-lala he actually is. we went to pump petrol on that lala car and Sam asked Small Cow to tell the attendant that the car is not ours, we are not lala :P ya, he is pretty "fai" =.=" but funny. but i wont wanna hang out with him too often la... later i vomit blood :p And the music in the car also damn lala lor!! We laughed all the way back to his condo and before he left the car, I shouted "Bye! LaLa Chew!!" LOL. He was really embarrassed!! Hehehhehehe.

On the way back, small cow offer to bring me home to collect the jeruk mang to bring to MV to meet Zia coz i was really really tired by then. and that lala viva is really really stable lor! she drove at 140kmh and i didnt feel a thing!!! :D

Met Zia briefly and she reminded me of the crazy stuffs that i dragged her to do the last time she was here :P i brought her to go Ghost hunting with Ifer and we scare ourselves shitless when we saw something flew pass and we really thought it was a ghost but see see, it's just a bat =.=" and how we tried to go up the hill in murphy and murphy dont have much power and i say "Ok! everyone lean forward and lift your butts!" - coz my illogical mind really think that will help murphy to move forward :P after hugging and laughing for awhile, i told her i better get going as small cow was waiting in the car for me and i was really really really tired. i hope to see her again soon la :D I told her to lemme know way way in advance the next time she plan to fly over here coz i will need to scout around for mango trees to steal mangoes :D our plan is, she climb the tree coz as she phrase it: "I am still very tall! i can help to climb and steal mangoes!" and i will be shaking the tree trunks to shake the fruits down :P

Back in the car, i was replaying what Zia reminded me to Small Cow and i realized that i am really really really crazy and sampat when i have the right kaki to sampat with. when i am alone, i am a boring person. no doubt i have a lot of crazy ideas, but to find the "victims" to do crazy stunts with is damn hard lor :D

i really missed those good old days when i was younger and crazier. i also miss ifer coz she is one person who will always indulge in my crazy stints :D every time we suggest a crazy stint, we will definitely act on it. most of the time halfway thru the stint, we will be asking ourselves, "What the fuck are we doing here???" :p

Alas, things always happens for a reason. Am moving on :D

After sending the jeruk mang to Zia, we went back, smoked a bit and talked more and look at the lala car even more.... u wanna knw how wrong is the car? it's own by a straight guy, but it's full of Hello Kitty stickers!!! =.="" and a lot of bling blings and blink blinks! As Sam said, Christmas has come early! LOL!

When we were in the car, i felt the urge / compelled to do something unlalafying just to prove that i m not a lala as well. lol. i know how sam feel. and i am very sure small cow feels the same but she has no choice. lol.

when i went up the apt, i looked at the kitchen sink and i couldnt take it and washed up the stuffs that i didnt manage to wash after i did the jeruk mang. bathe. and when my head hit the pillow, i slept immediately. that was how tired i was.

i guess there is no point to plan to sleep early coz it never happens!! :P

i think what i m gonna write will prolly get shoot by a lot of ppl, should ppl stumble upon this blog :P

i m kinda sick and tired of the Bersih fiasco. Yes, i agree with clean election. In fact, i am a pro opposition :D but a clean election is a far fetched dream. BN will never step down. they will find ways to rig the elections anyway. there are a lot of money at stake, you know?

57 yrs of corruptions. imagine the billions they have amassed! do you think they will let it go? nope. dont think so.

we have made our voices clear in the previous "Tsunami Election". The Rakyats are not happy. BN has lost a few states. But BN is still ruling. instead of making things better and listen to the Rakyat's grouse, they make things worst. Honestly, our inflation rate is really high (i dunno the percentage). i am talking in layman term here.

the money that my peers and i earn can hardly let us survive the whole month. i am lucky coz i got rid myself of debts and change my lifestyle by cooking almost everyday to cut cost. but there are countless of rakyats out there who are cash poor, they ended up getting themselves into more debts via credit card usage. and they are not even splurging on branded items or gadget wei. i know for a fact, some of my peers resorted in swiping for groceries coz the money they earn are to be paid off to the credit cards. it's a scary vicious cycle. sure, the govt will say, change your lifestyle. be prudent with your expenditure. or some even say the debts incurred are the user's fault for not knowing how to budget. they are wrong lor... my peers and i budget every month to the extend that we actually give ourselves a very limited daily allowance. if the allowance is used up during lunch, then hailat lor... have to go home and look for food.

back to the Bersih thingie. Rally is not a solution. Honestly, what's the whole point of rallying and aggravating BN? not only that, it causes a lot of inconveniences to a lot of other bystanders. you know, like massive traffic jam or fear of kena tangkap just coz it's laundry day and you have only yellow clothing left and you either wear that yellow baju or go out naked, but at the same time, if you wear yellow, the pigs might mistaken you as fellow Bersih ppl and tangkap you buta buta. or fear of the crowds get uncontrollable and some misfits decided to take the opportunity to create more chaos.

small cow and i are thankful we wont be around on that weekend. but i honestly dont have good feeling about this time's rally. BN is getting desperate and when ppl get desperate, they tend to make crazy stunts like arresting ppl under EO (Emergency Ordinance) - which is really silly. you think this is darurat meh??

Another silly point of using the EO is, BN knows the world is watching us. and they know that the rakyat is making noise about abolishing ISA. so fine, rakyats dont want ISA, let's just revive the use of EO (the last well known usage was during the May 13 incident in 1969). wei, BN, why la you keep on proving to the whole Nation that you are indeed really stupid?

Bersih ppl claimed that the rally they are holding is a peaceful one. i think the Bersih ppl are stupid/naive/ignorant. when you gather thousands of ppl to march to the istana, you can NEVER ensure things will be peaceful. as said, there are really crazy malaysians with crazy mentality out there waiting for chances like this to create misfits and chaos. how do the Bersih leaders intend to ensure these crowd of ppl will behave? i dont think it's possible. honestly. what do i think? be a keyboard warrior like me :D i know where i stand. i know i will do my part in the election by casting my vote to who i think is deserving (opposition, just coz i honestly think it's time to change the govt). i know not everyone is reachable via online. but i believe if you 'market' it well enough, those ppl online will be able to spread the news to other ppl around them that are not online or are clueless about all these (i know a few friends who are clueless and i am proud to say that i've managed to convinced a few friends to register as a voter :)).

oh, how can i forget the Perkasa and Umno Youth rally that is gonna be held on the same day? what's that all about? from my brief understanding, Perkasa's rally is to oppose Bersih's rally (see the possibility of riot??), which i think is really stupid la... Perkasa is against clean election, against equal rights for the non malays. What i really dont get is how can Ibrahim Ali be so stupid and deluded and how come his supporters are equally stupid and deluded? Eh, uncle Ibrahim, altho Peninsula Malaysia's old name is Tanah Melayu (Malay's Land), this land is NOT malay's land lor.... you guys are equally immigrants from Indonesia lor! you fail your history issit??? must be sleeping too much when your teacher were teaching la! this land we are all 'squatting' on belongs to the Orang Asli (Original People - aborigines). So, uncle Ibrahim, why are you not offering this whole country back to the Orang Asli? you robbed them of their land also wat.... sheesh....

As for the Umno Youth Rally, i really dunno wat's this all about and i m really too lazy to read more about it.

my point is:

rally is stupid. it's a waste of time and causes inconvenience to others. by having 3 different groups rallying at the same place, i am very sure chao will happen. some more so many banks are at that area. i wont be surprise if ppl take the opportunity to break into the banks to rob ala Italian Job :D (too much hollywood story, i know :D) Eh, if i have the skills and equipment, i would do it lor :D

disclaimer: this is solely my view and if you do not agree with it, then dont. not forcing you to agree with it :D but pls dont come and leave comment trying to convince me to believe your views la, i aint interested :D

Hi! I am Big Cow....

.... and i am a coffee addict! *shame faced*

not just any coffee, only kluang kopi =.="

I know it's normal to be addicted to coffee. but it's not normal for me coz i was never a coffee addict and i was always reprimanding my mom to stop drinking kopi o kao kao..... see la... now retribution already! i pulak jadi an addict!!! =.="

i blame it on my new job. due to the location of my current company is at a jam packed area, i need to wake up much much much earlier. it's ridiculous! a normal jam free drive from home to this area is only 15mins, but it takes me about 1hour everyday!

So, ya, i needed to wake up much earlier and without coffee, i will be stoning in front of this notebook, unable to focus.

i've already got a daily routine work out. come into office, turn on the notebook, go into the pantry to get harassed by the old lady*, make a cuppa coffee and a big cup of green tea, have breakfast and then come back to my room (yes, i have my own room :D).

anyways, i m panicking now.... coz i m left with my final 9 packets of kluang coffee!!! *gasp* how am i gonna survive???? how?????????

ok ok, turn of the drama mode :D am planning to go back Kluang next weekend :D looking forward to gorging myself with all the yummilicious kluang food!!! :D weee!!!

ok. back to work. loads to do for the event tomorrow! :D

The most amazing trip...

... happens when the ppl you go with have the same wavelength as you and made you laughed till you either vomit out the food you have been eating, or spit out the drinks that you were drinking or laughed till your tummy cramp and couldn't breathe and almost died (that will be a great way to die wei! laugh till die! :D)

anyway, went on a 3days 2nights trip to Ruby's Resort last weekend and we had so much fun that we are already planning another trip elsewhere! :D

Here's what happened:

18th June 2011, Saturday

Woke up at 5.30am, 30mins before the alarm rang. Too excited! :D Was suppose to wake Small Cow up at 6am but i had this really strong feeling that she will not be able to be on time since the previous night she was drinking heavily and got really drunk :D Tried calling her and the call was diverted to Vmail the whole time. Feeling not willing to delay the trip, i called her aunt (who is staying with her) to wake her up :P

After some mini dramas, we were on the way and arrived very late (9am) at the meeting point :D Bie, Nikie, Daph and Fion was already there waiting for us :D

Along the way to our 1st pit stop, the co-drivers were busy BBM-ing each other :D We arrived the 1st pit stop at Temerloh for toilet break and ciggie break in about an hour. The drivers were crazy! Speeding at average speed of 140km/hr. My heart stopped a few times. We left the 1st pit stop after 10mins break. Immediately after we left, we realized we did not pump air to the tyres and buy ice. So we ended up stopping at the following pit stop at Gambang. Arrived Gambang in less than 15mins :D.

We finally arrived at the resort at 11.30am. Kidnapped Aunty Ruby to the famous har mee in Kemaman (this time round the taste not that good already... dunno why leh)

After har mee, we went to the nearby supermarket to buy ice, green tea and plastic cups for us to prepare our drinking session that night :D. After that, we went to hunt for medications for Nikie & Heavenlytigerlily. After running all these errands, we went back to the resort to check in :D

The beach!

After checking in and lepaking for awhile, we all changed into our swimsuits and went over to the beach! Oh my! The waves were strong and we had sooooooooooo much fun laughing and talking and giving ourselves scrubs with the sands (konon la wanna do spa) :D After about 2hrs or so at the beach, we rinsed off the sands and proceed to the cafe to have Aunty Ruby's yummilicious ice kacang and fried chicken wings and a big jug of Ribena :D

looks plain... but underneath is full of hidden treasures like lychee, longan, jagung, chendol, grass jelly and i forgotten what, topped syrup and milk laden shaved ice. Sesungguh-nya refreshing after playing at the beach! :D

A dozen of Aunty Ruby's famous fried chicken wings! :D

We lepak lepak some more and then went back to our room to wash up for dinner :D We had BBQ dinner by the beach :D

BBQ-ed food... we dont have to bbq the food so shiok! :D

Chicken wings, lamb and squids! :D

After stuffing ourselves silly and laughed until stomachache, Daph, Fion and Heavenlytigerlily suddenly hilang..... we decided to drive out to get more ice to start drinking and bonding/bitching :D

On the way out, we saw the most beautiful sight...full moon shining brightly above the sea and reflected on the sea :D

I know this pic doesn't do the view any justice (sorry la... used my bb camera)... imagine it to be 10 times brighter or something la.. :D it was really gorgeous! :D

After getting the ice and kerepok lekor, on the way back to the resort, Bie and Nikie did their usual stunts of bantering between them both. which was really entertaining. Small Cow and I kept on laughing non stop. So cute la both of them!! :D

We drank Ice Wine (too sweet for my liking), Beer and Chivas + Green Tea that night

Once we arrived the resort, we terus minum and chat and bonded. Found out that Nikie and I know some common assholes in our lives :D Bie raised her white flag not long later and left only 3 of us continue to chat and bond and cleared up some old misunderstandings. Dunno what time did we went back to the room to sleep. But i know we set alarm at 9am to go for breakfast :D

19 June 2011, Sunday

Woke up at 9am to try Aminah's nasi lemak (she informed us the nite before that she will be preparing nasi lemak for breakfast)

Nasi Lemak! I like it coz the sambal is super pedas!! :D

This is my breakfast view.... damn shiok lor! :D

After breakfast, our initial plan is to go back and sleep... but mana boleh?? how can we waste the sun and the sands and the sea??? :D we chatted more and then they decided to talk about momoks and stuffs until my bulu remang.... and i abruptly excused myself to the room :D went to the room to change into swimsuit to continue to play at the beach.

That's when i got sunburned :P coz i was too "clever" i figure there's no point putting on suntan oil since i will be playing in the water as well...... :P

The waves was really strong.... pretty freaky... especially when i dont know how to swim!! :D after lepaking for about 2 hours, we got hungry and decided to head to get lekor and satar as our lunch back coz Small Cow was still sleeping. On the way there, i teringat Aunty Ruby brought us to this Nasi Kukus place that is really yummilicious. But i wasnt really sure how to go... so since Bie was driving, i asked her if she mind getting lost to look for this place or not. She didnt mind, so off we went... and we didnt get lost - much - only once, turn too early :D

What was really flattering was, I've only been there once, in December and Kak Yam actually remembers me and she ended up giving us complementary kuih to eat whilst waiting for our food to be ready :D

Complementary kuih tepung talam from Kak Yam

Nasi Kukus Kak Yam @ Taman Chukai Utama :D

Called Aunty Ruby to ask her if she wants us to tapau or not. And she immediately got us to tapau 7 packets for herself, her staffs, mudder and fudder :D It was really good :D

After eating and tapau-ing, we head back to the resort and stop at the roadside on the way to buy our satar and lekor and ice to continue drinking :D


Once back to the resort, we just lepak at the Beach Bar :D and whilst Small Cow tuck into her Nasi Kukus, we starting drinking...

Ice cold beer by the beach with sea breeze blowing at us.... this is life wei! :D

Whilst drinking, Bie played with Stout the cow masquerading as a dog :D until he is tired...

Stout splat on the ground

Heavenlytigerlily on the swing under the tree house by the beach... love this scene... so blissful :D

Started bon fire for the night

We lepak and laughed so much until my stomach started to cramp and they just wouldnt let me stop laughing! LOL!! then Heavenlytigerlily ended up spitting out her drinks a couple of times.... there was a moment of lull and Nikie suggested we play the continue the story game where we cant see the previous sentence and see how our story will ended up... and here's our essay:


That night, i decided to join Aunty Ruby, Mudder and Fudder for dinner as i havent spend much time with them this trip. We went over to Kampung Cherating for dinner. Immediately after we enter the restaurant, it began to rain.

rain! :(

Pretty cheap and good food! :D

We went back to the resort and Bie they all went out with Bie's friend for dinner alre... i suddenly got migraine attack and got Aunty Ruby to pass me the spare key so that i can take a rest.

I missed out on all the funny jokes... anyways, after they come back, i got dragged out to join them to chit chat and we decided to be considerate, knowing how noisy we are, we ended up chatting with each other over BBM group chat and then when something funny was said, we will suddenly burst into laughter.... damn silly!! LOL

20 June 2011, Monday

Time to check out :( we woke up at 10am to pack and check out. not before we have another few rounds of laughter!! :D

Checked out at 12pm and then we proceeded to Hai Peng. Was stuck in a jam on the way, quite bad jam. coz a crane broke down on the bridge. We were so hungry, and since the jam is non moving, Nikie and i went down from the car to buy keropok lekor :D we reached Hai Peng about 30mins later.

Wisma Hai Peng

This is only part of the stuffs i ate that morning :D

We jammed back to Cherating. And again, we went down to get more lekor and satar :D then we went over to Turtle Sanctuary coz Bie wanna see baby turtle... mana tau, the Sanctuary is closed on Mon and Tues :D

We head back south and stopped to buy ikan bilis and then head back to KL. Even that also we ended up laughing all the way back coz we were exchanging voice note between our car and Bie's car and we kept on cracking jokes until we laughed non stop!!! :D

When we reach KL, we were immediately hit with reality.... TRAFFIC JAM!!! aiyooooooo......

And that, my kawan kawan and karchengs karchengs, were the fantastic trip with fantastic people to a fantastic paradise ;)

Disturbing news...

News #1

Cabby charged for allowing rape to happen in car

The driver, who did nothing to stop his friend from raping the passenger, instead took a longer route allowing his friend to continue the deed. -AsiaOne

Fri, May 27, 2011
AsiaOne

CHINA - A taxi driver who did nothing to help stop a rape from happening in his vehicle was jailed for two years.

Cabby Li Wenkai did not stop his taxi nor called the police to stop his friend Li Wenchen from raping a 15-year-old girl. Instead he made a detour and took a longer route.

The rape happened on December 31, 2009, when the teen got into the taxi at a Wen Zhou railway station around midnight.

She was on her way to a bus station and agreed to take a taxi ride with Li Wenkai and his friend Li Wenchen, as the price quoted was relatively low at 5 yuan (S$0.95).

ChinaHush reported that the teen was originally seated in the front passenger seat, but was later asked to move to the back with Wenchen when the driver had to stop the car to check on a tyre problem.

When she had moved to the back, Wenchen repeatedly asked the teen to sleep with him, but his advances were rejected.

The man then raped the teen.

Wenchen instead threatened his friend and forced him to take a longer route to the bus station.

The cabby let the teen off near the bus station and his friend Wenkai simply changed the backseat covers before they handed the taxi over to the next driver on shift.

The teen immediately made a police report about her ordeal and her assailant was caught in few months. He was jailed for seven and half years.

It was, however, difficult to locate the driver who was finally caught a full year later in December 2010.

During the interim period, the incident had enraged the citizens of Wen Zhou city, and one resident had put out a 20,000 yuan bounty for any clues leading to the taxi driver's arrest.

Upon his arrest, the driver claimed innocence, claiming that his mobile phone had gone flat during the incident and he feared retaliation from the assailant as he had been threatened by him.

The court however, frowned on his lack of action to prevent the incident from happening or stopping it and handed him a two-year jail sentence for abetting the crime.

Li Wenkai has since been given the monikers 'cold-blooded driver' and 'brother cold' by the Chinese netizens. Many of them believe that the driver should have been handed a stiffer sentence.

so heartless! i can imagine the traumas the girl went thru weih!

Man stabbed in Marsiling dawn attack

Attack may be due to turf war between rival illegal cigarette sellers. -TNP

Sat, May 28, 2011
The New Paper

By Zul Othman

IT WAS early morning when Ms Fazleena Ramly was shaken out of her slumber by the sound of people shouting.

Puzzled, the 23-year-old peeked out of the window of her flat at Marsiling Rise and saw two men bickering.

"I could not make out any of the words, but I saw two men fighting," said the skincare merchandiser.

To her horror, she then saw one of the men stab the other with a knife.

The assailant fled soon after, she said.

Lying on ground

"The victim was lying on the ground, which was covered in blood," Ms Fazleena told The New Paper.

"He seemed badly injured and couldn't move at all...I took a picture of the guy and uploaded the picture on my Facebook account".

Another resident, who wanted to be known only as Madam Lim, also saw the attack.

"I was asleep and woke up when I heard the commotion. Suddenly, one of the men pulled out a knife and started stabbing the other one repeatedly," she said.

"When I saw that, I was so scared I ran back into my room and closed the window," added the 50-year-old housewife.

The police confirmed that a 51-year-old man was found at Block 131, Marsiling Rise, with multiple stab wounds on his body.

A police spokesman said they were called to the scene at 7am and preliminary investigations revealed that the victim was assaulted by an unknown man.

The assailant was said to have "fair complexion, described to be in his 50s and was last seen wearing a grey short-sleeve shirt with flower prints and grey bermudas".

They are now looking for the suspect and investigations are ongoing, added the spokesman.

The New Paper understands that the victim was warded at Tan Tock Seng Hospital and is said to be recovering.

Lianhe Wanbao reported that the victim might have been attacked in a turf war over the sale of contraband cigarettes in the area.

Quoting an unnamed resident, the report said the victim, who is nicknamed Ah Pui ("Fatty" in Hokkien), is a well-known face in the neighbourhood.

He said that Ah Pui has had territorial disputes with a man nicknamed Tiger over the sale of contraband cigarettes. However, he did not witness the attack.

The resident said Ah Pui lives alone in a flat in the area and is believed to have plied his trade at the alleyway next to a coffee shop behind Block 132.

"The way he sold the cigarettes was special... he would put a pack in the dustbin and loiter nearby.

Customers would reach in, remove the pack, put the money in and leave," the resident told Lianhe Wanbao.

A few residents and shop owners told The New Paper that they had heard about Ah Pui selling contraband cigarettes.

But one shop owner, who declined to be named, was taken aback when TNP asked him if the victim had been selling contraband cigarettes in the neighbourhood.

"I have also never heard anyone call him 'Fatty'," he said, adding that he was "completely shocked" by the stabbing.

He said the victim was a regular customer at a coffee shop nearby and he was "always friendly to us...he even has helped me carry my stuff from time to time".

"As far as I know, he's definitely not selling any illegal cigarettes here."

Nonetheless, the stabbing incident has shaken some of the residents of this quiet neighbourhood.

Shouting

"I've been living here for nearly 20 years and it is normally very peaceful," said 65-year-old retiree Isman Halim.

"You do see people hanging out at the coffee shop till the early hours of the morning, but you don't hear of anything like a stabbing before."

Another resident, who wanted to be known only as Mr Tan, said: "I was at home getting ready to go to work when I heard shouting, but I thought nothing of it.

"I only realised that it was something more serious much later when I saw what looked like blood stains and a police cordon near the coffee shop."

Another resident of the block also told Lianhe Wanbao that he heard a man scream, "Apa ini?" ("What is this?" in Malay).

"I did not investigate the matter further. When I left home for work, the area downstairs was already filled with police officers," he said.

This news is also very disturbing for me. Why so bo chup one? See ppl kena stabbed already, can take pic and post up on FB?? Or see the attack, faster close window and hide in the house?? Harlow? call police la! how come not civic minded one? O.o

Actually hor, i've got things to bitch about..... work things... but hor... i decided to really fuck it la... i m after all quiting alre... and the ppl that matters has already been bitched to liao :D

cant wait to leave this hell hole as soon as possible. aih.....

Sibeh Kancheong Song......

....i've finally found the title of the song!! :D

William Tell Overture



Let's rewind back to Ifer days aka high on drugs days :D Everytime (which is almost all the time) we are late for appointment and super kancheong and high on ice, we will be humming this song to make ourselves even more kancheong.:D and then our heart will palpitate even faster and ended up nervously laughing over it :D

Small Cow and Minger also kena this 'disease' ;-) Everytime they kancheong that time, this song will be playing in their mind. and MOST of the time it happens when we are running late for appointments/work ;)

We always wonder what is the title of the song. And i've finally found it last night whilst watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4. One of the sex scene played this song and since i turned on the subtitle, i finally saw the title!! yay for me! :D

Anyway, when i was looking for the vid on youtube, i found another kancheong song that Ifer and I used to use for a bit... but not much la... coz it's more 'grandous' than kancheong :D here it is:

Wagner, The ride of the Valkyries


right? more 'grandous' or kua cheong than kancheong right?? :D

P/S: here are some funny comments i saw from the William Tell Overture vid ;)

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS WHILE DRIVING
michaeltansini 1 month ago 94

-takes two coconuts and bangs them together-
-pretends to gallop on a horse-
Dreamer00 2 weeks ago 48

I PLAY THIS WHILE HAVING SEX!
...thank god its only 3mins long.
...twice is more than enough!
HuskyColeman 6 hours ago

Ah, so amazing! I just did the dishes. Probably could have done them in half the time if I had this on ^_^.
3Z3K13L08 5 days ago

Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes


I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

Love this catchy cute song. But it's so unrealistic. I bet this song is written by a guy (lazy to do research, assuming it IS written by a guy)! I mean like harlow?? In real life hor, when this thing happened, the 1st thing a normal female will say when she sees her guy at the restaurant will be: "WTF are you doing here?" and then look around sheepishly hoping that her secret escape lover will not show up. No such thing as laughed together lor.... that's just a fairy tale.

Nevertheless, it's still a catchy cute song that reminds me of my monthly trip to Singapore with my dad, grandparents and brother when i was much much much younger coz this song was always playing on the 'adult' radio station (90.5FM) :D

ooohhh.... i just remember another funny not so childhood memory :D My brother introduce Kopi Kat Klan (it's a tape full of funny sketches by the talented Siva Choy and gang) to us so we went to our favourite hangout place, Holland Village, to get the cassette (ya, damn old school, right?) and our monthly dose of secondhand books from EMF Bookstore. We (My dad, bro and Karen Jiejie) excitedly, put the cassette into the player the moment we went into the car and listen.... it was too much and too funny to the extend that my dad gotta stop driving just to listen and laugh!!! :D Here's some gems that i found on youtube:

Why U So Like Dat by Kopi Kat Klan



The Debate



Kopi Kat Klan - DJ "Smiley Face" De Souza



R-Rated Movies



The Tunnel



Night Training


Ok, that's all i can find for Kopi Kat Klan...oh oh... here's one from Talking Cock

Unchained Melody Hokkien Version


:D :D :D :D :D

another round of mental diarrhea

been a long time since i last cooked for more than 1 person :D it was a nice feeling seeing the other party enjoying the food :D yes, i can cook fairly well ok? :D

i m getting more and more domesticated. and that is bad. given the fact that the other party is... erm.... not really available. =.="

cant believe we've known each other for almost 10yrs already :D time flies.

is this what i want?

hmmmm......

on another note, my future lady boss started to give me assignments already. ya. she emailed me late night last night to source for hotels for the upcoming event. i am ok about it coz at least when i really start work, one part of the job will already be done :D i am still reading up on the products. tooooo wordy... toooooo wordy.... :P i foresee the hardest part is calling up ppl to participate the event. ppl who are super busy. aiyayayayaya...... what have i gotten myself into??

another source of worry is the acid attack. will be working in Bangsar and Bangsar is one of the place of attack. tiu. parking is also another issue.

but all these are minor concern. really. nothing beats getting outta this hell hole :D

MF is still an asshole. :D we exchanged emails the other day and he insulted me big time. which i lashed back at him. he reminded me how come i fell outta love with him.

he is like a fucking unstable time bomb. one moment he is so damn fucking sweet and nice and i got reminded of why i was so rakus about him and the next, he became so damn fucking obnoxious, i will to slap him a few times.

but i m seriously over him la. he still owes me money =.=" almost a year already.

Mr Unattainable is constantly in my mind and it sux. coz he is not attainable!!

why cant i get involve in a normal relationship?

Obelix is also kinda back in my life *blush* we are sort of planning a trip together. and yes, he is also unattainable. with kids.

see the bloody vicious cycle? why am i being like that?

i want to be domesticated leh. but why am i involved with ppl that i cant be domesticated with?

i wanna get married and have 2.5 kids :D*gasp* ya... me, married. kids. ya. how la? :(

Pretty Little Liars

Small Cow introduced this show to me telling me that it's really kancheongfying that you will not stop watching until you know the answer....



..so i ended up going to my favourite pirated DVD joint in SS2 to get them and a whole lot of other DVDs :D it's been months since i've let myself loose :D

Anyway, i've finished watching Pretty Little Liars last nite. Very the kancheongfying indeed. And also very the annoying la.... their acting quite the bad. Especially Emily's..... but gawd.... she is soooooooo hawt!!! if i m a lesbian, i will do her in an instant!! :D Emily's character is the sweet goody goody lesbian born and raised in a very strict family environment (Dad is in the Army)

This is Toby and Emily :D

Aria

I find Aria looks a bit weird. big hair, small head/face.... weird :D Aria pat tor-ing with her English teacher. I guess amongst the 4, she is suppose to be a more 'normal' one.

Hanna also pretty :D

Hanna's dad left her and her mom for another woman. She is the current queen bee in high school with a new found best friend, Mona (super bimbo).


Then there's Spencer. The upper middle class girl, who is a straight A study whose whole family are super competitive and couldn't accept imperfections well.


Basically the story is about this 4 friends who became estranged ever since their 'leader' the queen bee, Alison, disappear a year ago. And how this person 'A' has been tormenting this group of gals in some twisted games and situations. At 1st the show led you to think A is Alison's killer. As you watch further, you will realized what a bitch this Alison is. Conniving lying user bitch. So ya lor... i was being kancheong, wanting to know who the fuck is A. Also wanting to know who the fuck killed Alison and why?? But quite the boring after awhile la...

I told Small Cow i am giving this show max 3 seasons. If they drag beyond 3 seasons, i m just gonna stop watching it.

But i m in love with the theme song la :D It's call Secret by The Pierces. The 1st time i heard this song was from Gossip Girl Season 1 :D

Here's the song... :D



Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…

Why do you smile
Like you have told a secret
Now you're telling lies
Cause you're the one to keep it
But no one keeps a secret
No one keeps a secret
Why when we do our darkest deeds
Do we tell?
They burn in our brains
Become a living hell
Cause everyone tells
Everyone tells…

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…

Look into my eyes
Now you're getting sleepy
Are you hypnotized
By secrets that you're keeping?
I know what you're keeping
I know what you're keeping

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…

[spoken]
Alison?
Yes, Katherine.
I have something I want to tell you, but
you have to promise to never tell anyone.
I promise
Do you swear on your life?
I swear on my life

[end spoken]

You swore you'd never tell…
You swore you'd never tell…

You swore you'd never tell…
You swore you'd never tell…

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…
(chorus x 3)

Yes two can keep a secret
If one of us is…. Dead.
I cant continue anymore coz there is another shouting war here and i cannot even listen to my own thoughts.

nah... small cow, u want updates, here's the updates.

another car got stolen from our office yesterday. this time round, it's Ms Gan's car 1.5yrs old Honda City. I was minding my own business, trying to finish my work quickly coz i was scheduled to meet Linda, Tony and Betty for dinner to celebrate Tony's bday when suddenly i received a Whatsapp msg from Ms Gan asking me to go down for awhile. I asked her why? and told her i will go down immediately after i shut down the pc. she sent another msg to insist i go down immediately. i felt one kind. i thought: oh, got drama happened just now that i did not know of?

Anyway, i sort of ignore her la. i mean, i dont wanna make 2 trips down. might as well let her wait for a couple of minutes. manatau, a few minutes later, she came up with Addy weeping. REALLY WEEPING!! i was really shocked la.... then she blurted out sambil weeping that her car is gone. then a series of dramas happened around. Ms Know It All got so kaypoh and acted like it's her car that's stolen. bitch. Ms PA sniggered and taunted Ms Gan for being stupid for parking the car so far away. 5cm started to call his police friends to report. Big Boss started to call dunno who and talked damn long in his office. I asked both Ms PA and Ms Know It All to shuddup coz Ms Gan do not need to hear all these and kept on supplying tissues to her.

This is getting really scary. 3 cars has been stolen from here in less than a year. 1st car was our Finance Bitch's CRV, next was the bitch's bitch's Waja and now, Ms Gan's City. I really hope i'll get a reply from the new company soon.

Yea, went for an interview. Actually dapat the job already and i renegotiate the salary and now they are sort of not keen anymore and i feel like kicking myself silly. aih..... hopefully will know by today la :(

on another news, i m sick - AGAIN. it started with a single sneeze yesterday morning. then upgraded to a few sneezes in the office. then this morning, full blown runny nose with watery eyes. tiu.... =.="

mental note to self. get more oranges =.="

The worst song ever! - spoofs

remember my previous post on the worst song ever by Rebecca Black?

There's a chinese spoof version and it's seriously ridiculously hilarious! :D nah... go watch ;)

loooooong ass post :D

it's thursday! tomorrow is friday! fun! fun! fun! *doing a Rebecca Black*

anyway, so much has happened recent. life changing moment actually! :D

let's do the diary style la (if i remember)


Saturday, 2nd April 2011

Left office at around 5pm. When i left office, i felt so liberated and happy. It's like "wow! i left office early! yay!" then i immediately realized "waitaminit... it's a fucking saturday!!" shoot home to fetch minger coz i was craving for Garden's Ayam Penyet :P and i want to finally have my ice kacang with the green syrup... damn hard to find ice kacang with green syrup already, ok??? somemore when i talk about the green syrup, most people laugh at me like i made it up. really got one!! >.< we arrived Gardens super hungry only to find out the ayam penyet stall is no longer operating! omfg! then i remembered the food court in mv has a branch! so we walked all the way there - already super duper hungry, still have to walk a distance =.=" reached there, THE FUCKING STALL IS CLOSED!!!! really FOL! we decided to go Little Penang Cafe instead. On the way there we already thought of what to order. and we ordered the moment we seated. no need to even look at the menu :D

After makan, we went to the basement to get my honeycomb biscuit. and bought some toileteries stuffs at guardian then proceeded to Carrefour to get my HDD :D got promo! :D after buying stuffs, we were carrying the stuffs on our hands since it's a no plastic day. walked all the way to gardens to put the stuffs in the car. then went into Robinson to look see look see (minger's idea) then went to the food court to have my ice kacang. omg! it's very nice!! :D

went back after that. called small cow to ask her if we were still meeting and she told me she can't. ok lor :( went home and bathe and get ready for my dvd marathon. just when i was about to start, small cow call me to ask me if i wanna go and rescue her in jinjang or not. so off i went to rescue her.... only to get lost and she ended up getting her aunt to drive her out to rescue me =.="

after meeting up, we realized we were thinking of the same thing: KARAOKE!!! :D we called Daph to see if she wants to join us or not. then shoot over to USJ19 Mall. We sang and laughed so much until cheeks ache!! :D by around 3.30am, small cow's battery already flat. she actually lie down on the sofa and fell asleep for about 5mins and then straightaway wake up when Daph started her hokkien songs! damn funny! :D

left the karaoke at around 4something. went over to daph's place to see her new dog, coco.... omg... coco is soooooooooooooo manja! :D i think we left daph's place around 5am. drove to SS14 to pump petrol before driving small cow back to kepong. by the time i reached home, it was already 6am! :D


Sunday, 3rd April 2011

Intended to sleep all the way thru and wake up on Monday. But by 3ish, i couldnt sleep anymore and i started to bug people to go out with me. Minger says that she wants to go Tesco for groceries shopping at 7pm. so i told her i wanna go. i need to keep myself occupied la... if not, i will ended up thinking nonsense. i've decided that i wanna make 2 tubs of chilis - chicken rice chilli and sambal belacan. so we went to tesco and i bought the ingredients :D by the time we left tesco was around 8ish..... popped over at subway to get some bite (i've decided to rebelliously eat beef - knowing very well i will itch like mad!!) and then went home to start preparing my chilli sauces. :D the result? super nice!!! i love love love my sambal belacan!! :D

when i went into my room, and i saw a hell lot of missed calls!! all from my mom. called her and she broke the news that will change my life forever :Das most of you know, my mom is a fortune teller and she has been giving a lot of numbers to people and they strike. everytime they strike, they will either give her stuffs or cash. this time round, her client strike big. really big. i do not know how much they gave my mom but my mum gave me a hell lot of money. enough to pay back all the debts and even get myself a blackberry torch :D when she told me the news, i didnt believe her. i mean where got so good one? wanna gimme so much money! o.O so she made a bet with me. if i really got the money, i will have to help her talk to my bro. and if i didnt get the money, i will have the pleasure to tell her: see! i told you so!! :P

after hearing the news, i couldnt sleep at all.


Monday, 4th April 2011

woke up extra early to make up. it's Lat Kampung Boy the Musical night!! w00t!!! :D

Extra busy day. Shit happened at work. At the same time, i needed to talk to my bro. to set the record straight, i havent got the money yet that time. i know i have to talk to him coz he is too much to ignore my mom la. she is not matter what still our mother. how can he do that? anyway, here's the convo:

Big Cow: can we talk?
Fuzzy (my bro): what about?
Big Cow: mommy. talked to her last nite.she is super depressed. apparently u are ignoring her?
Fuzzy: yes
Big Cow: what happened la?
Fuzzy: I don't like lies
Big Cow: i asked her wat happened and she say she is not sure?
Fuzzy: and I am tired of them
Big Cow: what did she lie to u ?
Fuzzy: I don't want to discuss it
Big Cow: u do know that mommy loves u the most right? whatever nonsense she do or say, in her own twisted ways, she meant well. just that her mentality is quite twisted.
Fuzzy: I know.
Big Cow: dont ignore her so much la. papa and mommy not getting younger. they are in their 60s already leh. how many more years they have left?
Fuzzy: is it really worth it to play a charade of lies?
Big Cow: wat did she lie to u?
Fuzzy: she knows. or she can pretend to not know. I don't give a shit now
Big Cow: mommy is a person who exaggerates a hell lot and has a lot of secrets that she is not willing to share with us. in order to cover her secrets, she has to create lies to cover it up. has her lies hurt you or harm u in anyways?
Fuzzy: I don't know. why don't you ask her? let her spin more
Big Cow: is it about religion?
Fuzzy: I don't want to delve or discuss further
Big Cow: ok. just remember, they are not getting any younger, they dont have much time left. dont cut them off like this. also, when they are gone, it will be too late for you to make peace with them. i can see they are not as strong as before. u think about it la. just take mommy's words with a pinch of salt la. i never really believe what she says anyway. :D but her depression is quite apparent. u know very well how dysfunctional our family is. it takes more effort for us than anyone else we know to work towards a balance equilibrium (or watever it's called). u also know i m damn fucked up and u also sounded me many times before. i admit i m very fucked up and i m working hard toward unfucking up my life also
Fuzzy: I think it is extremely selfish for mom to expect others to remember her birthday but never once have I ever recalled that she remember out of her own volition her children and grandchildren's birthdays
Big Cow: ok. that one i agree. but then again, mommy and papa are like this all our lives leh. we grow up reminding them our bday and we request for presents from them. they dont offer to us one leh. we have to accept the fact that our parents are not like other people's parents. and they are so old already, it's impossible to get them to change now. so what we have to do is just accept it la. somemore you are over in usa, u dont have to deal with her nonsense all the time.
Fuzzy: so what are mommy's secret that you know?
Big Cow: not gonna tell u especially when u are so pissed and disgusted with her :D u cool down la... mommy last night also sounded me for being unfillial for not calling back often. so i made her a promise i will call back weekly. dunno what to talk about also if and when i call back weekly.
Fuzzy: you don't tell, I won't even consider calling mom. u choose
Big Cow: blackmail nor ultimatums dont work for us scorpios, you know that. it's a secret i found out myself. not from her own mouth. u are not telling me what lies she tells u anyway. watever it is, she is still our mom, she did go thru painful labour pain to give birth to us. and she loves u the most. she admit it last nite also. and i was surprised she actually apologized to me last nite that she doesnt love me as much.... ouch. but surprisingly i wasnt feeling angry nor hurt when she said that to me, i guess i am already immuned to it :D

anyway, he ignored me after that :D can u believe he is my OLDER brother?? *shakes head*

later in the afternoon, i checked my bank account and the money is not in yet. so i called my mom planning to say: hah! i told you so!!!

but before i can say that, i heard her background sound: dua satu satu kosong kaunter empat....

and i went: miiii you in the bank ah????
mummy: ya la
me: oh. ok

then hung up.

1 min later, she called to ask me to check my account. omfg! i strike lottery! :D

Few minutes later, i received an email from Minger that she got a better job!! it's like suddenly both of us has a life changing moment! :D

life changing for me coz the money is enough to cover ALL my debts. every single ringgits and sens and for the 1st time in the past decade, i can safely say, i m debt free. really really free :D not even car loan :D not even telephone bills or owing friends :D

and it's so damn liberating!! :D

So anyway, left office on the dot to rush for Lat Kampung Boy the Musical. OMFG!!! it's so damn great!!! we have so many talented people in Malaysia!! :D i enjoyed it soooooo much that i ended up giving standing ovation.... standing ovation is something that malaysians are not very good at giving coz i was one of the handful who gave :D nevertheless, it's so damn fucking good!!!!! :D


Tuesday, 5th April 2011

work like shit. as usual. then after work, started my round of bank paying :D went for a celebration dinner with Minger. celebrate her new found job and the fact that she is going over to Netherlands for 1 month soon :D and celebrate my new found freedom :D


Wednesday, 6th April 2011

more shit happened at work. at this point of time. i really really seriously thought of quiting and move back to SG. this is something that i m still currently contemplating. but the very thought of uprooting myself and leave everyone and everything here is kinda scary =.=" but if i m not uprooting, a lot of ppl are suggesting i get a property. i m thinking about it. i m not sure yet. my mom lagi hebat. told me if i dont go SG, she will buy me a new car and a place to stay. that's really too much la... i cannot take so much money from her. as it is, i m already feeling damn guilty about it. yes, i do feel guilty for taking money from my mom at this age ok? :D

the thing is, murphy is still serving me very well. and i really dont see any reasons for getting a new car :D will just send him to knock back the dents and change tyres and maybe tint it and change the sound system :D

as for a property. i dont know. i m not really keen at this point of time coz it's like i've finally clear all my debts and suddenly i have a bigger debt on me. siao meh? but then again, i m paying monthly rent..... aih.... headache... this is such an adult thing to think :(

went another few rounds of bank paying :D


Thursday, 7th April 2011

Made my final payment to the bank :D paid other debts and at this point of time, as i type, i've only got 2 more to pay over the counter and then i m done :D

Aaaaannnndddddd......... i am getting my Blackberry Torch tonite!!!! weeeeee!!!!!!! :D

Conclusion: i m feeling blessed and happy at the moment with a tinged of shame for taking money from my mom. but i see it as a 2nd chance in life and i seriously gonna treasure this chance and not fuck up financially anymore! :D :D :D :D :D

Big Cow is hiao! :D

i've been wanting to color my hair for the longest time. but i didnt believe in the DIY ones coz my hair is too thick and dark and always cannot kena color one =.="

i've seen Kao's Liese Hair Color a couple of times before and i think someone blogged about it long long time ago... and i was still a little skeptical. i was thinking, why waste RM38 for a bottle of disappointment? so i didnt bother to buy it.

then about 1 week before cny, i, again, dengan rakus-nya wanted to color my hair. but i was too damn kiam siap to go to a proper hair salon. and then i remember redbabe blogged about Color'N'Go at e@Curve. that's another disaster story la... went too early and it's not open and i was lurking around the shop and read the pamphlet only to realized not ngam me. lazy to elaborate. just take it as it is, ok? :D

then 2 days ago, mich talk about coloring her hair on fb. and i was thinking, eh? watever happened to my plans of coloring my hair la?

so yesterday, during our emailing sessions, i was lamenting to minger i wanna color my hair and i dont even mind trying that Liese thingie... since the method is slightly different from the other brands, maybe it will work? :D so i went to their website and did more research and i actually narrowed down to Cassis Berry or Glossy Brown
Mana tau, when Minger and i check out the range, we realized Sweet Pink is much nice! And so we bought it. I was being kiasu, told her i wanted to buy 2 since my hair is so thick.... :D ya... you must be thinking, am i nuts?? pink color hair??? lol! but no wor... come out not pink... i like!!

So dengan rakus-nya, i went home and shampoo my hair, blow dry my hair (yes, mich! i actually blow dry my hair!! o.O) and read the instructions carefully. then i kiasuly mixed both bottles at once (bad move)... i apply apply apply.... one bottle havent finish my hair already dont have anymore space to apply the rest! :P but i didnt wanna waste the 2nd bottle la... so i just main add only.... at the end, i used 1.5 bottles :D

The end result? i am sooooooo loving it! :D should have done it long ago!!! :D

Whilst waiting for my hair to dry, i played with another new toy :D gel eyeliner :D omg.... why didnt i discover this long time ago??? it's so damn easy to apply! and fun too! so i ended up playing make up make up.... and then by the time i finish playing, i realized how silly i was! :P it was already 1am... wear make up for wat la???

so i mm kam buan. wash it off and decided that i am gonna wear make up to work today! woke up at 7.30 this morning just to play some more :D

and i wanna go play tonite! :D told minger i wanna go play* tonite. asked a few ppl but either they have plans or not confirmed. The reason why i wanna go play, ok, drink, tonite is coz tomorrow onwards i will be super angry and uptight over Finger's absent. so i figure, i might as well enjoy myself tonite!! :D

Minger wants to go Sunway Giza tonite. :D We will be there la :D

Oh oh! Minger and I will be catching Lat the Musical this Monday at a discounted price!! damn happy :D Can't wait!! :D

The worst song ever! - Even Hitler says so! ;-)

I guess most of you, who are active in Social Media, would've heard of Rebecca Black's Friday. Heck, her name has been trending worldwide in Twitter for the past 2 weeks! :D

Anyway, for those who hasn't heard of it, here's the video and lyrics.



(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

ohh... where do i start?? :D She.cant.sing. and the lyrics!!! omfg!!! As Donny Ang's friend put it, she is the Queen of Obvious la! What's with:

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

wah..... i didnt know!! all along, i thought Monday comes after Saturday! - NOT!! :P

So anyway, guess the social media users are not the only ones who thinks Rebecca Black's Friday is horrendous! Even Hitler thinks so too! :D

You don't believe? nah... give u proof ;)

so, i was on mc yesterday. didnt plan to mc one... seriously. woke up my usual time, wash up, got ready, dressed for work. went back to my room... and.... i realized i am kinda disoriented to drive. =.="

sms-ed the whole world to report mc. slept back for a moment before got woken up by colleague to ask me about work stuff. which kinda made me super stressed. logged on to work email via my phone and saw the whole world is gonna collapse like that =.=" did some work on my bed then around 2.30pm, met up with minger (who is also on mc for interview purposes) for lunch.

after lunch, went to see the doc. whilst waiting for the doc to see me, i blew my nose and blood started to gush out like water fall. thank goodness the counter got loads of tissue paper :D

When the doc finally saw me:

Doc: *wide eyed panic* you are bleeding now???
Me: *sounding nonchalant* ya.....
Doc: u need to go hospital now!!!!!! *really panicky voice*
Me: but why?? i wanna see you!! *sad face*
Doc: you need to go to the hospital now!! i cant stop your gushing of blood!!!
Me: but last time you gimme nasal spray works leh.... pls dont throw me out!! *sad sad face*
Doc: but this is serious!!
Me: but i dont feel serious!!
Doc: *sigh* come in and we talk
Me: yay!

went into her room, she pull out a lot of tissue paper and asked me to remove the tissue tampons that i stuck into both my nostrils (that usually stops the bleeding - from my 'vast' experience). the bleeding has somewhat stopped. so she took my temperature. normal. no fever. throat is very red. chesty cough. the usual durian season sickness - except that i've not touch a single durian yet! i lamented to the doc about it and she forbids me to touch durian... damn =.="

Anyway, she again advised me to go hospital and i told her i dont want, coz i scared of momok. and she looked at me one kind and started to laugh out loud =.=" i m serious leh... hospitals got a lot of momok! then she told me what kinda meds is she prescribing me, she was listing out a lot and i looked at her and stopped her midway and say: doc, u wanna doped me up ah? why so many one???

Doc: you have no choice!
Me: okie okie, as long as i no need to go hospital and mingle with momoks
Doc: are you always so cute and funny?
Me: erm... i m not cute nor funny. just filter in my head not working *dead panned face*
Doc: ok, i am giving you 2 days mc
Me: dont want.... gimme today is sufficient. i dont know wat to do at home leh
Doc: Big Cow... you are sick and you need rest you know???
Me: i know... u see, u are giving me drowsy meds, right? when i take it later, i will sleep till morning and i will be ok! so no need extra day!
Doc: Are you the doctor or am i the doctor now??
Me: *smiling sheepishly* you... but seriously, gimme 1 day enough. if tomorrow i m still not ok, i come back and see you to get one more day la
Doc: ok ok. make sure you rest ah!
Me: ok. i will go back office later to clear my work and then go home and rest
Doc: WHAT?? you are forbidden to go back to work! go home and rest immediately!!!
Me:... erm... ok *sad face*

so ya... i m feeling much better now actually. after sleeping for so many hours :D and the more i think about it, the more i dont think i m having leukemia la... i think i was just scaring myself :D

nevertheless, i will go back to the doc to get a full check up soon.... :D I mean, hey, if i m really gonna have terminal disease, i really want to know how much time i have left leh :D so much things to do! :D

a sick and bored cow is a crazy cow =.="

left office around 3ish - 4ish last saturday (see, who says i m always free in office? - pfffttttt). Was pretty hungry and craving for porridge or something soupy. then i teringat daph and small cow went to hon kee porridge in Taipan recently. did some googling (or lougling* :P) and found hon kee at uptown as well :D asked lady boss if she was game to go, she was. so off we went. not bad la... but they mixed up my order =.=" ended up eating meatless porridge when i ordered pork, chicken and century egg =.=" what i got? century egg and salted egg (yea, salted egg! something i dont fancy!!). wanted to return the order and get them to remake one more for me. but my stomach told me to just fucking eat it, bitch! :P so ate i did. cringing with disgust over the awfully saltiness of the salted egg =.="

after porridge, went home to continue to drool on the Japanese actor whom i am not bothered to remember his name :P he is cute... really cute... :D

ok. google tells me his name is Masaharu Fukuyama :P

Anyway, finished watching the whole drama, i got bored. really really bored.... i didnt know what to do. i know i should rest since i am sick. but i was bored. so i called a few friends to yumchar but everyone was busy..... i started knitting a bit and i can proudly say that minger will most likely be able to bring the scarf to holland soon ;)

the current length is double this now :D

I got bored of knitting after awhile. ya, i was in those restless mood where my attention span is even shorter than normal =.=" then decided that i might be hungry. so i went to my kitchen to see what i have.

hmmm... got that canned spicy pork cubes, got bee hoon, got chai poh, got garlic and luncheon meat. got possibility :D so i decided to just soak some beehoon, chopped up some garlic, soak the chai poh, diced some luncheon meat and open that canned pork thingie.

i wasnt sure if it will taste any good without any veggie :D so i fry fry fry... turn out ok ok la... a tad too oily =.=" but i cooked too much so ate until damn full :D

pic grainy coz i malas to take out my camera... used my phone's instead :D i think it will taste better with some taugeh or choy sam :P i think i will cook it again tonite :D

after eating and stoning a bit, i started to knit again... rakus hor? i also amazed with myself :D

Sunday, 27 March 2011

Mudder woke me up at around 10am to makan. too early! too early! Anyway, mudder was laughing at my voice la.... she say she dont remember having a girl who sound like a guy in her children list!! =.=" anyway, told her we should meet later :D

after mudder hung up, i couldnt sleep anymore =.=" surf net a bit and then laze around a bit. basically, stoning on my bed :D got up to wash up. and then continue with knitting and listening to songs. i was singing croaking along with the songs really SSGG (shiok sendiri glamour gila) :D i was laughing at my horrible voice and yet i still wanted to sing along :P

Mudder and Fudder came over no long later and we went over to Nirvana USJ9 to makan banana leaf (i know, i m not suppose to eat all these heaty food, but i believe in fighting poison with poison ma :D)

look at the colour! how to say no to such yumminess la?? :P

After that meal, Fudder wants to kena-kan some ice kacang. And i remembered there's one dessert place nearby that serves not too bad ice kacang. So we headed over to LYG Desserts :D This shop has been around since 2003 / 2004 when i was working in Taipan and have to pass by that shop daily to take a bus back (ya, bus! o.O) :D

After dessert, we decided to balik. Then accident. Wah... i cannot forget the loud crashing sound of 2 cars hitting each other wei! =.=" What happened ah? Erm, Fudder was stopping at the traffic light opposite HSBC and decided to use another route instead and reverse his car. next thing we heard was "CRASSSSSSHHHHHH" followed by "HOOOONNNNNKKKKKKKKK".... wah..... hailat lor! the sound was pretty frightening lor! but hor... fudder's car no damage at all, the car behind, an old model proton saga got a bit the dent. ya. not serious at all. then i suggest we go buy 4D :D

only bought the car number that we were traveling in coz we forgotten to remember the other car's number =.="

No la... we didnt strike at all :D

almost, but didn't :D

After the mini drama, i balik to rot stone again. and started playing my mp3 again and shiok sendiri. so shiok until my sampat hiao next door neighbour (the other one, not the one that kept my phone) purposely loudly say: "Lao gong!! next door slaughtering pig!!!" =.="

ya, my neighbour memang damn one kind one :D so i shy already. and blasted the music louder and started to prancing around the house like some siao char boh :D played with my make up, experiment on some toxic looking fruit that has been left in my fridge for months, knit some, watch 2 dvds and then try to sleep.

YES! I WAS THAT FUCKING BORED!!! *sobz*

but hor, i realized that i am quite good at entertaining myself silly le :D it was fun dancing and prancing around singing along with the songs, it was fun playing with my make up, it was fun attempting to eat that toxic looking fruit that taste equally toxic :P

will i do it again? erm... not in the near future tho :D once in awhile can la... if every sunday also like that, i will do more drastic things like (like start cutting my hair - was tempted yesterday) or start playing prank on my sampat neighbour by knocking on their door and telling them that some suspicious fella is seen lurking near their car :D (also tempted to do that yesterday). :D

yea, i think i m really cuckoo =.="

*lougling - watched Hot Tub Time Machine last night and it's quite entertaining :D (got John Cusack of coz entertaining la! :D) it's a story about 4 guys travel back to 1986 by accident and have to relive the whole sequence of what happened in the past. except for one who wasnt even born yet. at the end, all went back to 2010 except for 1 (Lou) who decided to stay back in 1986 and used his 2010 knowledge and change his life. like changing the band name Motley Crue to Motley Lue. and changing Google to Lougle :D