the company trip (reposting coz added vid)

As you all know, i went for my company trip 2 weekends ago. and it was fun fun fun!

Day 1

Arrive Eagle Ranch Resort at around 3ish 4ish. Checked in, check our rooms and then went to the pub to drink (what is company trip without drinking? - especially when the boss is a closet alcoholic :P). Discussed a bit on the games that we were to play that nite during BBQ. And then we decided that we didnt have enough 'kar chang' for the games. Went out to buy. Then we got back to the resort to freshen up and prepare for the dinner by the poolside. We played a round of charade as an ice breaker and laughed until i wanted to roll on the floor :P. We then got divided into 3 teams that will fight for the grand prize by accumulating points from Day 1 to the last day.

This is where we stayed. We wanted to stay in the tepee tent but fully booked alre.

it'll be nice to stay in a round room :D some more i heard the bathroom is outdoor type :D

*bitch mode on*

Ms Disgusting was super disgusting. From the begining of planning for this trip, she told us she cant make it, eventho we tried to convince her to come. she didnt even participate in organizing the trip. then when we realized that we have enough $ to actually buy a TV as a grand prize, she started to act like she wanna come, dont wanna come. even on the eve of the trip, she was still playing hard to get. then on the day of the trip, Ms Know It All called her to check if she is coming or not; she didnt answer the phone for the whole morning. And when she finally return call, she told Ms Know It All that she is lazy to join us.... WTF??? that also nevermind la.... then when we were in the pub drinking, she called and Ms. Know It All tak sempat to answer the call and a few minutes later, Finger's phone rang (macam so desperate like that, right?). Ms Disgusting told us that she and her hubbie and her daughter will be driving down for the dinner. i got too disgusted la. she make it damn obvious that she is coming just to win the lucky draw. which prompted us to split the lucky draw to 2 days. wahahhahaaha... all the good prize were scheduled to draw the next day ;). they arrive right before we started the lucky draw. she and i were competing in the same batch (we need to complete a task before we get to choose the prize we want. who complete 1st, will get to choose 1st). my batch's task is to finish a whole bottle of coke using a straw. fucking difficult, wei! and she, being kiasu, finished it 2nd and took the prize i was eye-ing. then the disgusting part happened. right after she got her prize, she told boss she wanted to leave. boss got pissed and told her she cant leave. and so she and her hubbie and her daughter sat one corner being anti social and dont wanna join us till the end. fucking disgusting, right???

*bitch mode off*

anyway, my team was leading from the begining when we won the Ms CR contest (we gotta dress up one of the guys in the team using the props given - i wanted so much to be in Finger's team so that i can put make up on him :P). But my guy was good la. He look like a fairer version of Will Smith and he was damn sporting lor. We used baloons as his boobs and he was squeezing his 'boobs' all the way :P after dressing up, the guest judge will choose the best looking Queen :P before that, they have to do a round of catwalk. Finger were one of the Queens and that night was really an eye opener for me coz i never realize he can be so sporting :P he actually did the catwalk, albeit the fact that he walked like a balak/robot and his boobs were only A Cup and somehow his team mates were really failed la... so many girls in his team but all dunno how to put make up on him. either that or just purely no teamwork at all. but i know he has done his best and went beyond his boundary. coz he did tried to flirt with the judge to get more points :D no pix coz the cameraMEN havent load the pix into the server yet. Edit: here's the pix :D

The guy in red was the winner :D


Here's the vid of the 'catwalk'. very dark and blur still can see bit bit la... quite bad camera person =.="


and the winner is..... :D

the dinner ended at around 11pm and everyone went back to the room. then next thing we know, Guest Judge, Ms Know it All and i hijacked Big Boss and Lady Boss' room and ended up drinking warm red wine that Guest Judge smuggled in :P. Bad move. Next day woke up with horrific sore throat. anyway, went back to the room at around 1am and mandi. niama, mandi halfway no water. fucking tulan lor.


Day 2

Woke up too early. waaaaayyy too early. didnt get to sleep much. must be the feng shui in the room coz i kept waking up every 30mins. went for the sucky breakfast (ya, the food in the resort is a huge let down). After breakfast, we played paintball. my first ever paintball and it was fucking scary wei! after the paintball session, we all went back to the room to mandi and then off to lunch. after lunch, we had our 2nd round of lucky draw... AND I FUCKING WON THE GRAND PRIZE! - 32" Toshiba LCD TV! :D which i m planning to sell it off la... cheap cheap.... RM1200 only :D why? coz i memang already got an LCD tv at home ma... so might as well sell it and put the money into my Tabung Kebajikan Singapore Trip ;). anyway, after the lucky draw, we proceed to have telematch. it was damn fun but fucking tiring. My team ended up come in 2nd coz we didnt have much strenght and i m a liability. (ya ma... ppl run, i waddle. how not to be a liability? :P) but it was all fun la. we laughed so much until stomach cramp. after the telematch, we had free and easy time. i rushed back to the room to bathe and sleep (but cannot sleep la). the rest went for go karting.

Victory dance by the winning team... :P (apparently the rest dont wanna dance coz too malu :P)

For dinner, we went to Pantai Ria Seafood Restaurant. OMFG. the food is seriously fucking good wei! It's located at Teluk Kemang. go eat! u wont regret! the something something lai liu har damn good :P started to have pounding headache towards the end of the dinner. after dinner, a few of them hijacked the bosses room again. but i excused myself. dah la pounding headache, whole body aching from the activities, sore throat and not enough sleep, i cant drink no more la. but i ended up not able to sleep again. waking up at every 30mins. i seriously think something is wrong with the room la...

Day 3

being anti social, i didnt join their activities - Rope Course or something like that. basically, climbing ropes and go thru obstacle course. sampat.... i dont have sense of balance, how to play wor? so i slept in. still not enough sleep :( Checked out at 12pm then we drove to Port Dickson town to makan at Pak Lang kopitiam. LM highly recommended the french toast - ya... it's fucking good. the rest of the food? ma ma tei la... the service is fucking slow lor... like all of them are sloth or something like that..... after lunch, we drove to Seremban to buy Siew Pau. Then come back.

That, my kawan kawan is what happened during company's trip.

Will blog about my trip up north soon la.... gotta go now :D

Of small cow, finger and red indians...

i actually have quite a few things in my mind that i wish to jot down....

but fearing that jotting it down will jinx it, i cant write about it yet.

family wise, another drama happened. i think it's never ending. why still wanna come bothering me when i already made myself clear to stay out of my life completely and dont contact me anymore? why still call me up every other month to harrass me??

small cow. now that's a light moment... i think i should just concentrate on this topic :D further to the blog post below, the following night, small cow and i had another round of crazies in the darkened aircon room (i love dark dark room). i dont remember what happened. but we suddenly started singing all kind of oldies. lol. really really really sing. it's like we were having karaoke on the mattress. and we talked about a lot of stupid crazy stuffs that leaves both of us giggling like mad. then suddenly we realised we were tired and it was already 2ish 3 and we decided to just stop talking and try to sleep - afterall, we need to work the next day! but just few minutes attempting to sleep, we suddenly burst into songs again =.=" yea, we are really that 'fai' :P. then we started talking about how there are many chinese oldies that are actually a cover version of the english songs. Like Beautiful Sunday (Small Cow's mom sang the chinese version whilst i sang the english version when we were driving back from Melaka the other day :D) then i told her, "there, seven lonely days also ma..." then she started singing "Gei wo yi ke wen, ke yi bu ke yi....." and then we started singing again la =.=" and then macam not enough, we used her phone to youtube it =.="

yes, i seriously do agree, when you put Small Cow and Big Cow in the same room, there is no such thing as sleeping early one. :D we are just too sampat for our own good :D

and yes, i think we seriously need to go karaoke to get rid of this singing bug :D

last nite was a break from the silliness coz someone had a 'hot date' :D i went home at around 1ish 2, and she wasnt back yet. i slept at 2.30 and she wasnt back yet. i woke up to pee at around dunno what time, she wasnt back yet. but i know when i woke up at around 5ish 6 to pee, i thought she wasnt back yet, so i used my leg to 'feel' her mattress to see if she is back or not. but i think i 'feel' it too hard, coz i felt like i was kicking her. she was back alre :P

tonite, i... oh wait, i dont wanna jinx it. maybe i will talk about it next week or something. ;)

anyway, this morning whilst i was throning on my porcelaine throne, i started thinking... oh wait, i think that can be a seperate post all together :D

we will be going for our annual company trip again this May. so soon?? you ask? ya lor.... less than a year ago (August last year) we went to Awana Kijal and had fun but extremely tiring trip. This year, everyone vote for somewhere NEARBY and the management has decided on The Eagle Ranch Resort, Port Dickson. and since we will be going country and western, the theme this year will be Wild Wild West (like duh?) and i told lady boss, for my selfish reason, i voted no for the theme coz it's so damn hard to get baju my size leh =.=" and i dont like to play dress up (yes, i m a spoil sport :D) anyway, lady boss came up with a lot of ideas, basically i think i am gonna be a red indian or the fattest Pocahontas around :P so we were joking and laughing about the dress up and we all agree Finger should be a red indian chief coz the chief dont talk much (or at least that's how we see it from those old old movies :D) and so we started to joke around. Here's the sort of profiling of Finger's chief:

Name: Chief No Talk

Chief's dialogues (that we came up with last nite):

"Chief see many people"
"Chief eat now"
"Chief come, chief see, chief no talk"
"Chief drink"
"Chief sees men, chief sees women, chief likes"
"Chief feel wind. chief sees fire (we are planning to have the dress up during our bbq nite)"
"Chief happy"


anyway, to end this post aptly, i shall paste some of my favourite Red Indian jokes :D

Learn it by listening

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy." Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction." Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

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A little Red Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor
of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while
the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or
a poem for our culture --not like the white men, who
repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of
our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake,
because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected
in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he
was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies
of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to
live and the life force of our people. It's very simple and easy to
understand.
Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China ?"

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Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500.
The banker pulled out the loan application, "What are you going
to do with the money?"
"Take jewelry to city and sell it," was the response.
"What have you got for collateral?"
"Don't know collateral."
"Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of
the loan.Have you got any vehicles?"
"Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup."
The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?"
"Yes, I have a horse."
"How old is it?"
"Don't know, has no teeth."
Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan.
Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled
out a roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said.
He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off
"What are you going to do with the rest of that money?"
"Put in teepee."
"Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he asked.
"Don't know deposit."
"You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you.
When you want to use it you can withdraw it."
The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got for
collateral?"

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NAVAJO MESSAGE TO THE MOON

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it
took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in
Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the
space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who
spoke only Navajo, asked a question.

His son translated for the NASA people: "What are
these guys in the big suits doing?" One of the
astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to
the moon. When his son relayed this comment the
Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would
be possible to give to the astronauts a message to
deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw
one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts
said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get
a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were
brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would
translate what his father had said. The son listened
to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he
refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo
village and played it for other members of the
tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also
refused to translate the elder's message to the
moon.

An official government translator was summoned.
After he finally stopped laughing the translator
relayed the message:

"WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO
STEAL YOUR LAND."

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Some hostile Indians finally captured the Lone Ranger and told him that they were going to kill him. They decided that since he was such a great adversary, they would grant him one last wish. When told this, the Lone Ranger whistled loudly, and from out of nowhere galloped his horse Silver. The Lone Ranger whispered something in the horse's ear, and the horse took off a great speed. The Indians were curious and waited to see what happened. Sure enough, about half an hour later, Silver appeared with a gorgeous woman on his back, and he dropped her off in front of the Lone Ranger. So impressed were the Indians that they untied the Lone Ranger, showed him to a teepee, and let him do as he pleased.

A few hours later, the Lone Ranger exited very tired and barely able to stand up. The Indians decided that they would let him regain his strength and execute him the next day.

But the next day came, and the Indians were absolutely amazed at the previous day's spectacle, that they decided to again grant the Lone Ranger one last wish. Again, he whistled for Silver, Silver appeared, the Lone Ranger whispered something in his ear, the horse took off and brought back an even more beautiful woman. Flabbergasted, the Indians again let the Lone Ranger have some privacy with the woman in a tee pee, and again, he was nearly exhausted afterward, unable to walk.

Another day passed, and the Indians decided they needed to see what would happen, so they granted him yet another wish. Again, the Lone Ranger whistled for Silver, and when the horse appeared, the Lone Ranger grabbed him by the neck and yelled at him, "I said, get me a posse!"

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,

"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo chip. Someone has stolen tent."

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The Two Indians and the Pole

There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.

"No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Pole started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.

As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!"

Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.

The next day in the newspaper the head lines read...

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"Naked Pole Run Over By Freight Train!!"

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ok... enough of the jokes.now get back to work! :D

Real update - i hope :D

this is an attempt to somewhat blog properly.... :D

this is what has been occupying me (besides work)


yea... i can work and play at the same time coz there's alot of time waiting for the next crime to happen :D

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went to Sentul the other night as a favour to linda and at the same time play with Baby Chanel. But in the end, we ended up taking some pic (pls forgive the grainy and blur pic coz camera and photographer lousy :P)

went to Allan kor-kor's house and he told us that every year on NYE his flat has the best view of fireworks coz hor, can see fireworks from Titiwangsa, KLCC, KL Tower and Bukit Bintang.... *mental note to self - must try to go there to see for myself :D*

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Conversation with Lady Boss last nite over BKT dinner:

Lady Boss: what are you doing this weekend?
Me: Company trip to A'Formosa, Mlk
Lady Boss: ha? whose company?
Me: My dad and i lor....
Lady Boss: oh... wanna go Jakarta?
Me: ok!
Lady Boss: ........
Lady Boss: wah... no need to ask for what one ah? wanna sell you off damn easy hor?
Me: aiyah, i trust you ma :D so why ah?
Lady Boss: deliver urgent parcel
Me: ok! on! when?
Lady Boss: if go, it's this Saturday night or Sunday. Deliver on Monday, then fly back on Monday.
Me: ok!
Lady Boss: let me confirm with the customer again

:D yea, guess who might be going to JKT this weekend? :D I hope to meet up with Babi and Ibu la :D

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Eirene is hospitalized. and i dont know what happened :( kinda worried too :( i really really really hope she will get well soon lor....

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oh... being the lunar 7th mth and all. i m kinda freaked out. something freaky happened to Baby Chanel after the parents brought her go swimming one night. on the next 3 nights, between 12am - 2am, she kept on screaming and wailing and look at the same direction (window) and tried to open the curtain. anyway, the parents has done some prayers and now all's good now la. but i dengar the story alre, i bulu remang and started to over imagine.

last night couldnt sleep coz i kept hearing my door got ppl keep on knocking and the stray dogs howling..... =.="

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ok. this is my blog attempt. can or not? going off for lunch now.

Kijal Trip update

was thinking of posting up pic... but hor... i am just too darn lazy to upload them :P

Friday 7/8/09
Left office at around 7pm, rushed over to Carrefour to buy mixer for our liquors, then rush home to sleep. see see, i terwoke up after 30mins coz i ter-ingat we forgotten to get cucumbers for one of the games =.=" anyway, solved it by getting Linda to get it for me since i am gonna put my car at her place and since she was in Summit when i called her :D

Played with Baby Chanel for awhile before Linda sent me to my office at about 11pm.

Our bus officially left office at 12.30am. Stopped by the 1st petrol kiosk coz some of us who hasnt converted to alcoholics needed to get some H2O for the journey. Whilst Big Boss, Allan and Jin2 decided to get ice to chill the many cartons of beers they brought along :D And i tell you, they really put what they've learned in science class in good use la. they actually bought salt to pour on the ice to make it cool faster :D

Tried to sleep on the bus, but it was tooooo bumpy... =.=" drank few cans of beer to try to make myself sleepy. but still cannot =.=" stopped at Temerloh for a short break and everyone brought down a can of beer each (so much about us non converts!) :D when we went back up to the bus, our dear bus driver decided to play some weird ass Thai-Mandarin-Hokkien-English songs and then played some weird ass dangdut mtv where the singers are mostly screeching their lung out and dance provocatingly macam having sex. i was laughing my ass off alone (shiok sendiri - coz everyone was sleeping alre :P) finally fell asleep on the bus only to be woken up by the fact that we have arrived Kemaman 2hrs earlier than scheduled! the crazy eye lined driver (yep, he wore eye liner! :D) drove crazily fast!

Saturday 8/8/09

We arrive Kemaman to look for the famous Hai Peng Kopitiam only to find out that they are on long break. and since we had some time to spare, we decided to head back to Kuantan for the said Kemaman Kopi. It became the most expensive breakfast our company has ever paid for :D RM460.00 just for coffee, toast buns, eggs and 1 chicken chop (Finance Manager ordered that and we kept on asking him where got ppl eat chicken chop for breakfast one??) went to the hotel only to find out that we cant check in yet, so we decided to hang out by the beach to continue drinking more beer. :D drank until lunch time, we went back to Kemaman to have Nasi Dagang / Nasi Minyak. note, i've not slept for the whole night and by then i have already consumed more than a dozen cans of beer :P when we finally checked in, we were too tired to play any telematch and i needed to bathe damn badly. see see after bathing, we were refreshed again and we decided to go down to the beach only to find big boss and lady boss and some others there drinking. and so we drank and laughed and joked (told them about the 5cm joke at the request of Lady Boss) and we laughed till we stomachache. checked out the sports centre, found out that parasailing is no longer offered :( anyway, we continue drinking and laughing and planning on the telematch which we were suppose to play in the morning, but changed plan, then suppose to play that evening, but the staffs were not at the beach, and we decided to play at night after dinner. :D

oh yea, it rained when we were at the beach, but we didnt really care and continue drinking and joking :D i laughed until no voice.

Went back to the room to get ready for dinner and drank till the shop closes and the owner literally chased us out :P

the aircon in the bus decided to break down at the moment. by then i was pretty drunk. and the bus took us to Paka to see the burning chimney at the petroleum refinery. more than 50% of us was asleep, me? i was enjoying my highness :P reached the hotel at around 12am, and boss decided that the telematch to be postpone again to the next morning. without informing the rest. smart. i baru teringat just when i was about to fall asleep. so i ended up calling everyone waking them up from their slumber to tell them of the telematch thingie the next morning.

Sunday 9/8/09

Breakfast, had only 2 croissants. too hot to eat. went to the beach for the telematch and laughed and shouted until no more voice. learned something new : beer + telematch under hot hot sun = stupid move. nevertheless, my team won! w00t! :D

went to Kuantan for Banana Leaf Rice for lunch and then go buy ikan bilis and stuffs and then continue to drink all the way back to KL :P

Conclusion?

since Friday till Yesterday, I've drank 34.5 cans (0.5can coz i terminum someone else's beer :P) of beer and 2 bottles of red wine (yea, i dont drink red wine one, but kena forced) and we didnt even touch the rum, whiskeys, vodka and gin at all! :D i'd bet if it's a 3d2n thingie, we can finish drinking everything! :D