RIP Roxie

Roxie snorted the last line of dust from her desk.

Roxie knew that ‘this was it’. She picked up her Tommy and went out through the door of her office.

Five men in black suits where standing there, waiting...

“This just ain't my lucky day” said Roxie as she started shooting.

She wasted 3 of them and wounded a fourth, but five gangsters was one opponent too many.

After the fight they burned the mansion along with the body.

Here lie the ashes of Roxie



In Memoriam: Roxie

ya... i m finally dead :D

the nose that almost ran away, karaoke & guilty sesame seed cookies

saturday morning till noon, my nose attempted to ran a away. i sneezed non stop and i seriously thought i might really lose my nose, after suffering for a long time only i teringat i've got clarinase with me =.=" so yea, my nose were subdued not long later :D

then i guess you also know about me talking to Big Boss.

then head down to the Curve to meet up with Redbabe for karaoke session. i tell you ah, i damn over confident lor, i thought using NKVE sure not jam one... see see sampai kota damansara that time, jam like mad cow! which makes me sort of late alre la... then hor, i also damn smart la, tell myself, when masuk car park, straight away go B2 coz usually B2 quite empty one.... so i masuk car park lor... rounded like 4 times looking for the perfect parking (yes, there were empty space) only i realized, wei! i am suppose to head down to B2 la... yep, smart hor? round B1 4 rounds. =.=" and true enough, masuk B2 only, it's empty and i parked right next to the lift that opens right in front of RedBox. yes, i m that lazy :D Anyway, this is the 1st time i hang out with Redbabe la, so i was actually sort of shy and self conscious abit... but in the end it's all great and fun :D she smuggled a small bottle of black label in and we mixed it with our drinks (surprisingly mix with honey lemon taste good wor :D) after singing for 3 hours, and Redbox refused to let us sing somemore, we sat inside the room talk some, waiting to be chased out :D i had a great time la... but i was also damn groggy actually must be the fact that my nose almost ran away and that i havent had enough sleep for the past few days. :D

after karaoke, i balik and terus tidur until about 9pm kena woken up by Auntie Lisa (*looking at lisa* grrrr.... u woke me up..... grrrrr), i forgotten for what, i tried to sleep back, but cannot sleep liao and i've got like about 3hrs to waste before i go airport to pick Minger up.

Anyway, left my apt at ard 12.45am to minger's apt to get her car. i fiddled with her too-canggih-for-bigcow's-suaku-brains radio for 15mins and i couldnt figure out how to attach it... so i ended up fed up and listen to mp3 from my phone :P on the way to airport, minger called me to tell me that she just cleared immigration. and her voice sounded damn sad, depressed, guilty, suicidal and bo song and told me that she has something to tell me. so i thought wah, her travelling partner that bad ah? so i told her ok, we will talk later la. see see, when i saw her, and she told me that her travelling partner ter rosakkan my roller luggage bag. which i see it as no big deal coz i also dont really care about that bag one... then she proceed in telling me 1st nia alre rosak. and then she got pissed with the travelling partner so she made the travelling partner to buy extra 1 more box of the sesame cookies for me... wahhahahahahaaha.... but poor girl la, whole trip feeling guilty about the bag and when she come back she really got 'czar dou' coz i was like : oh ok, no big deal :D wahahahahahahahhaahaha but good also la, now i got extra cookies to munch... wahhahahahahahaaha.....

we went to jo's place the next day to pass the cookies and hang out there for a few hours. i wished we are still as close as before lor... but somehow i feel that the wall between us is like getting thicker like that... *le sigh*

*omerta update*

Rank Bruglione
Rank progress 77.52%

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

22% more to be Capodecina :D

another attempt...

... at blogging.

i m finally a Bruglione :D that's a great feat for me since i've never ranked so high before. i also killed 3 ppl in a war.... also another great feat coz the most i've ever killed in an acc is 2 :D

funnies that happened last nite in office:

5cm were lecturing Finger on communications at work. Finger has no communication skills whatsoever. imagine la... balak how to communicate one? also, since he is such a balak, he always expect ppl to tell him what to do, even if it's written in front of him, he still need ppl to open their mouth and let him know one la... ya.. spoon feed.

so 5cm was going on and on and on with a lot of weird analogy... so i decided to chip in for the sake of chipping in...

Big Cow: Finger, just like next time hor, when you got gf hor, you need to communicate also one, people dont understand your nods and stares one leh...
5cm: ya la,.... just like next time you get married, and your wife say "Darling, we 6 mths havent have sex already" and you say what?? you will say "Ha? issit? you also never tell me!"

*whole office burst into laughter*

5cm: ha... i will be different la... i every night also do, until wife terkangkang
Big Cow: but 5cm wor... how to terkangkang???

*whole office burst into laughter again*

yea... i think i've mentioned a lot of times, we are very crude :P

joke aside, job wise aint that good la... emails have been flying left and right until i also no mood to check emails anymore. but now i think a bit better la... *cross fingers*

enough updates for now... back to more work.... left only 1.5 days to finish up all the pendings :(

Real update - i hope :D

this is an attempt to somewhat blog properly.... :D

this is what has been occupying me (besides work)


yea... i can work and play at the same time coz there's alot of time waiting for the next crime to happen :D

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went to Sentul the other night as a favour to linda and at the same time play with Baby Chanel. But in the end, we ended up taking some pic (pls forgive the grainy and blur pic coz camera and photographer lousy :P)

went to Allan kor-kor's house and he told us that every year on NYE his flat has the best view of fireworks coz hor, can see fireworks from Titiwangsa, KLCC, KL Tower and Bukit Bintang.... *mental note to self - must try to go there to see for myself :D*

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Conversation with Lady Boss last nite over BKT dinner:

Lady Boss: what are you doing this weekend?
Me: Company trip to A'Formosa, Mlk
Lady Boss: ha? whose company?
Me: My dad and i lor....
Lady Boss: oh... wanna go Jakarta?
Me: ok!
Lady Boss: ........
Lady Boss: wah... no need to ask for what one ah? wanna sell you off damn easy hor?
Me: aiyah, i trust you ma :D so why ah?
Lady Boss: deliver urgent parcel
Me: ok! on! when?
Lady Boss: if go, it's this Saturday night or Sunday. Deliver on Monday, then fly back on Monday.
Me: ok!
Lady Boss: let me confirm with the customer again

:D yea, guess who might be going to JKT this weekend? :D I hope to meet up with Babi and Ibu la :D

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Eirene is hospitalized. and i dont know what happened :( kinda worried too :( i really really really hope she will get well soon lor....

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oh... being the lunar 7th mth and all. i m kinda freaked out. something freaky happened to Baby Chanel after the parents brought her go swimming one night. on the next 3 nights, between 12am - 2am, she kept on screaming and wailing and look at the same direction (window) and tried to open the curtain. anyway, the parents has done some prayers and now all's good now la. but i dengar the story alre, i bulu remang and started to over imagine.

last night couldnt sleep coz i kept hearing my door got ppl keep on knocking and the stray dogs howling..... =.="

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ok. this is my blog attempt. can or not? going off for lunch now.

married!

After and romantic dinner with Triggerhappy you both took a slow walk arm in arm through the cool night air. The cares and woes of the world seem a million miles away. Triggerhappy stopped, took your hand and said this:

Big Cow, you are the love of my life. Some people search all their lives for this type of love - others don`t even think it exists. This kind of certainty comes but just once in a lifetime and I want to spend that lifetime with you. Will you marry me?.

And voila! i am married! in omerta, that is! :D

omerta :D

these are one of the few failed scenario when you are stealing a car :D

After smashing the window you noticed a couple making love in the back, luckily they didn't come after you!

You stole a car, but because you were too nervous, you crashed against a tree along the road. Luckily you didn't hurt yourself.

You were too slow, one of the families stole the car in front of your face

You stole a car, but because you were too nervous, you crashed against a tree along the road. Luckily you didn't hurt yourself.

When you got into the car, you realised that you're not capable of driving a car with a manual gear box.

You're not a smart guy, are you? Remember to bring some tools next time.

Obviously you didn't read the lesson 'how to gently steal a car'. Now you completely ruined the vehicle.

You shouldn't steal a car when you're tipsy. Your clumsy behaviour attracted too many spectators to be succesful.

Somebody chased you, unfortunately you had to ditch the car

and here's an example of a funny but bad heist result ;)

You stopped a car.... it was the ugliest, rustiest old clapped-out Alvis you have ever seen in your life.

Driving it was the crustiest, most clapped-out, horny old spinster you have ever seen in your life.

'Don't molest me guys!' she says with a wink and begins to loosen her blouse...

As you run away she throws her purse after you, shouting that she'll pay you good money.

You'll never live this down if your buddies hear about it.


You escaped with your dignity intact, but with a modest $3,605 from the purse.

At least you kept your car, bullets and gun!

there has been a lot of changes for this version. no more shooting bottles to train you killing skills. shooting bottles also got a lot of funny results. the most common one goes something like this:

You suicidal moron! You shot your own leg and now you've lost a blood unit!

or something like that la :D

what's install for me this weekend? hopefully some rest :D

what have i been doing the past few days? went durian buffet for 2 nights, had steamboat dinner for one nite :D

what am i gonna do today? we will be going to Jugra for beggar's chicken and then to Sepang Gold Coast for sunset steamboat dinner :D

what am i gonna do tomorrow? clean the toilet (like finally!) and pop by lisa's place to sign some documents.

what happened last nite? went durian buffet with lisa, lorenzo and horsie. halfway eating, lady boss sms-ed to tell us that she, finance manager, finger and mr s is on the way. and the came 1hr later :P

what else is new in my life? nothing. i m still rakusly ranking in omerta :D love my friends :D

Omerta, dramas & funnies...

... i know i've never blog about Omerta before. Which is kinda surprisingly given the fact that i am seriously really very addicted to the game :D. The game on the whole is B-O-R-I-N-G. It's a text based RPG game which you need a hell of a lot of imagination to make it interesting. :D Basically it's a mafia game where half of the players are rakusly ranking up by doing crimes, stealing cars & doing narcs and booze runs :P and the other half are just happily being a jail buster, busting ppl outta jail :P I am one of the ranking ones. I cannot understand the fun of busting people out coz i am a lousy buster. :D So anyway, what makes this game slightly more interesting than it sound is the funny scripts the script writers write. cant be arsed to find an example now coz as usual, when you want some funny example, you dont get it :P

Oh oh... another reason why this game is boring, you gotta wait for every few minutes to do a crime / nick a car / booze&narcs run....

but the whole real reason why i got addicted to omerta is the good friends that i've made all over the world for the past few years :D

(10:14:40) * Now talking in #tu.priv
(10:14:40) * Topic is 'ææææææ Welcome Home btw try to keep it english please || See you all next version somewhere :) thanks for the nice round ææææææ'
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(10:14:40) -ChanServ- [#TU.priv] Welcome to The Untouchables
(10:14:40) * ChanServ sets mode: +v roxie
(10:14:48) * +roxie /ººñºñº<>ºñºñ/ Syrecx \ñºñººñºñº<>º\
(10:14:48) * +roxie |ººñºñº<>ºñºñ| Syrecx |ñºñººñºñº<>º|
(10:14:48) * +roxie |ººñºñº<>ºñºñ| Syrecx |ñºñººñºñº<>º|
(10:14:48) * +roxie \ººñºñº<>ºñºñ\ Syrecx /ñºñººñºñº<>º/
(10:14:50) * Dv is now known as Kanka
(10:14:52) <+roxie> omg omg omg
(10:14:59) <+roxie> sycrex!!
(10:15:11) <+Bubbu> !kiss roxie
(10:15:12) <@Mybot> Bubbu gives roxie a soft sweet kiss on the lips
(10:15:12) <+roxie> oops
(10:15:19) <+roxie> wrong spelling
(10:15:33) <+roxie> Bubbu is that Syrecx our supposingly brother?
(10:15:42) <+Bubbu> think so...
(10:15:47) <&Belle`Tequila> he was lookin for u earlier
(10:15:54) <+roxie> me?
(10:16:08) <+roxie> anyone can heist with me in det btw?
(10:16:09) <+roxie> :P
(10:16:13) <&Belle`Tequila> 14:04:16) <+Syrecx> where's everybody? triggerhappy?!? roxie? rinny?! aftermarth?!!?
(10:16:15) <+Bubbu> roxie could you please say hello to me too? :p
(10:16:35) <~Vapura> she doesnt like us roxie
(10:16:40) * Kanka is now known as Dv
(10:16:44) <~Vapura> Bubbu *
(10:16:49) <+Bubbu> yea i know....
(10:16:52) <+Dv> she loves me tho
(10:16:57) <+Bubbu> well who needs her... :(
(10:16:59) * +Bubbu cries
(10:17:07) * +Dv hugs Bubbu
(10:17:12) <+Bubbu> :O
(10:17:16) <+Bubbu> omg omg omg
(10:17:21) <+Bubbu> Dv did you try to be nice?
(10:17:25) <+Dv> idd
(10:17:29) <+roxie> rofl

go figure out who is who :D

the dramas... welp, we were 1 big happy family and after i've got retrenched in real life, i stopped playing omerta for awhile. after a few months of absent, i went back yesterday and i found i missed out on this really complicated drama :D

Daddy and Mommy are couples in real life in australia. their relationship became stagnant and so mommy told daddy that they should take a break. and 1 week later, daddy found love with a pyscho bitch from holland. and mommy was devastated. the reason why i said she is a psycho bitch is, she is so damn fucking jealous and psycho that she killed mommy in game. out of jealousy but on the pretext that she is protecting daddy. and bubbu, my little brother from germany, ended up falling in love with mommy in real life. and according to bubbu, he left our family the day that daddy adopted the psychobitch as his daughter... meaning to say, the psychobitch was my sister and now she is my stepmother. and my little brother is now my step daddy! how complicated is that?? lol

when i told my good friend, the cow chaser, about how surprised i am with all those dramas, he told me: welcome to the omerta relationships, where nothing normal ever happens :D

i love my friends a lot :D