omerta :D

these are one of the few failed scenario when you are stealing a car :D

After smashing the window you noticed a couple making love in the back, luckily they didn't come after you!

You stole a car, but because you were too nervous, you crashed against a tree along the road. Luckily you didn't hurt yourself.

You were too slow, one of the families stole the car in front of your face

You stole a car, but because you were too nervous, you crashed against a tree along the road. Luckily you didn't hurt yourself.

When you got into the car, you realised that you're not capable of driving a car with a manual gear box.

You're not a smart guy, are you? Remember to bring some tools next time.

Obviously you didn't read the lesson 'how to gently steal a car'. Now you completely ruined the vehicle.

You shouldn't steal a car when you're tipsy. Your clumsy behaviour attracted too many spectators to be succesful.

Somebody chased you, unfortunately you had to ditch the car

and here's an example of a funny but bad heist result ;)

You stopped a car.... it was the ugliest, rustiest old clapped-out Alvis you have ever seen in your life.

Driving it was the crustiest, most clapped-out, horny old spinster you have ever seen in your life.

'Don't molest me guys!' she says with a wink and begins to loosen her blouse...

As you run away she throws her purse after you, shouting that she'll pay you good money.

You'll never live this down if your buddies hear about it.


You escaped with your dignity intact, but with a modest $3,605 from the purse.

At least you kept your car, bullets and gun!

there has been a lot of changes for this version. no more shooting bottles to train you killing skills. shooting bottles also got a lot of funny results. the most common one goes something like this:

You suicidal moron! You shot your own leg and now you've lost a blood unit!

or something like that la :D