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Thursday, March 18, 2010

conversation with small cow...

... as most of you know, small cow is currently staying with me for a few months whilst her personal issues are being sorted out. recently, due to the stupid hot weather, small cow moved into my room to sleep in the aircon-ed room.

and usually before we sleep (she is working afternoon shift now so we sleep almost the same time), we will talk or twitter or surfnet or play games on the phone whilst chatting.

so small cow was telling me about she telling Guy Ash about my dream (i dreamt recently that small cow and Guy Ash got 2 sets of twins :D) and then dont know how we change the subject to what if i suddenly get married (gasp!) and have kids (shudders!)? will she be the godmama to my kids? :D and she kept quiet for a looooong time.... then suddenly she said: "oookay lor... (in the most reluctant tone)... but i dont wanna take care of them one ah" and i went "i also dont want you to take care of them la!" and then she went all hurt and ask me why?? and i told her "if you babysit them, hell will break lose lor. i can imagine me coming home from my date nite with my hubby and see my children bouncing from wall to wall super hyper" and she started to giggle non stop and ask "why ah?" and i told her la, i can imagine her feeding my kids with all kind of sugary stuffs like a cupful of sugar, lollipops, cotton candy, marshmallows etc etc... and we started to laughed non stop over all kind of silly situations. and i told her, if i have kids, i am gonna feel my kids with Sponge Bob Square Pants everyday to make them stupid :D

yes, i super fail in parenting :D

and yes, it's really a gasping moment that i m actually entertaining thoughts of marriage and kids!

and no, we are not sharing the same bed ah, she pulled the mattress in so now my room is basically covered with mattresses :D

oh and yea, i just found out last nite that i am a total failure when it comes to cooking hard boiled eggs. :D i can cook dishes and rice and what nots and when it comes to hard boiled eggs, i failed :D but at the end the end result of the failed egg is pretty nice la... here's big cow's way of cooking hard boiled eggs:

fill the pot with water in masuk 2 eggs and boil it for a few minutes, then, feeling over confident that the eggs are cooked (my logic is, eggs cook damn fast one ma, no meh?), remove the pot from the stove and pour out the water and run the eggs under cold water. use a spoon to slowly crack the shells. by this time, each crack will go toing-toing-toing. you will suspect that the eggs are not cooked yet. so you will fill up the pot with water again and reboil the eggs. by this time, you will get fed up and decided to take a ciggie break. then, your guardian angel in the form of small cow will come to your rescue and watch the eggs for you. after the ciggie break, you decided to fuck care and just proceed to remove the eggs and then to your amazement, the eggs is cooked perfectly! the yolk is not overly cooked to the extend of being too powdery and the whites are super toing-ing :D nais! :D

and that, my friends, is how you cook hard boiled eggs, big cow way =.="

super fail, i know :D

oh oh... the night before, whilst small cow were bathing, she suddenly heard the crazy next door neighbour went: nnggggggggggg haaarrrrniiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! again! :D she stopped doing anything to eavesdrops, which i think is damn funny lor... :D so sampat...

oh oh... i also ask her about her and guy ash. i feel like macam there's some sparks like that one leh... then she told me let nature takes it's course. so i started to ask her how would she know if he likes her or not leh, and she went, "i dont know" and then i suddenly burst into song "How does she knows, he loves her? How does she knows she's yours (how does she knows that you love her?)" ala Enchanted and then we both suddenly burst into laughter. i just suddenly feel like singing that mah... i think i watch too much musical la.... lol. it's like i can burst into songs any moment like that one.... :D

currently the song that's stuck in my head is:

Agadoo Lyrics

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

And down on the shore they gather romance
She showed me much more, not only to dance...

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to



it is annoyingly funny - for now la. but i am sure when it over play in my head, i will go crazy :D

*edit* wahahahahahaha... i watched the whole vid and i find it damn fucking funny la.. :P it's sooooooooo eighties! roflmao!

2 comments:

  1. in small cow form eh? u better buy me cow uniform. must be cute cute wan ah.

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  2. lol... cow with wings.... and halo.... lol

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