Stupid things...

... that Annoying Grouchy BFF (aka AK) said/did

So, AK has been traveling to KL very often for work and I have been meeting him very often to be his driver and leech on his meals (coz he gets to claim USD50 per meal and that is damn alot in Msia!!). 

Anyways, recently he came at a last min notice and as usual, I went to fetch him from the airport and went makan! After makan whilst i was driving him to his hotel, he went: "Wait, I need to call my wife" - pretty normal and standard, right?

Phone rang (he did vid call)

Wife answered

Him: Babe! Remember to go collect my pants!

(I terus in my heart went: WTF! I thought he wanted to call the wife to let her know he arrived safely and he miss her and the boys already - as what a normal loving husband and daddy would do, right???)

Wife (in teasing tone): Awwwww.... and i thought you miss my face, that's why you vid call me

(Me: started laughing)

Him (not skipping a beat): I saw your face last nite already! 

(Me: rolled my eyes) 

they continue with their conversation and i just continue to concentrate on my driving. BY THE WAY, he is banned from sitting in front passenger seat coz he love to kacau my car android player just to annoy the hell out of me. and he knows i get super annoyed when he fiddle with the player!

Before he hang up he went: Wait babe, say hello to Jessica! (and shoved the phone to my face whilst i was driving)

We exchanged pleasantries and i got to see his boys.

Wife: Oh... I was wondering which mysterious woman you are with! It's Jessica! So it is ok! 

Him: WTF

Me: Hahahahahahaah! 

I love his wife! She is one of the chillest wife i have ever known! And she is sooooo pretty! Every time i see her posts and saw how pretty she is, i terus msg AK and tell him so! hahaha! i does sound like i have a crush on her hor?? hahaha

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On the way to dinner:

AK: I miss the boys when they were younger!

Me (in my heart thinking): awwww so sweet. this daddy miss his babies! what a sweet daddy!

AK: they looked so much STUPIDER when they were younger!

Me (Burst into laughter): OI!!!! AND THERE I WAS THINKING: WAHHH THIS DADDY SO SWEET! WHERE GOT DADDY SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT THEIR OWN CHILDREN GEH????

AK (laughed): what??? they were really stupidly cute last time ma!!!

Yes, this AK is not a conventional human. He dont really speak conventional human emotions. That's why we are BFF, he ground me when i get too emotionally!