Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Please help answer? :P

Got the following stuff from a forwarded email. i can answer a few (see in red) :P, how about helping out with the rest? :D

Why drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. - Erm... drugstores in Malaysia don't sell cigarettes leh...

Why people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. - coz they like the taste of diet coke? duh?!

Why banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. - if doors not left open, how to get customers to get in? some more pens are easier to nipped than robbing a bank ma....

Why we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. - same as the above, the 'junks' are smaller, easier to steal than a car. also, most Malaysian put their car in their garage and their junks in the store room one leh...

Why . they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. - Erm... blind ppl can WALK there?


Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? - really? lemme go back and try :P

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - erm... normal ppl wins lottery also never make headlines... it's not really a headline worthy news?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? - coz they are still practicing to cure ppl? :P

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? - how you know? u tasted dishwashing liquid before ah?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - then frog eat what?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! - erm... expensive? dunno

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (may be even a chuckle) other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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