Got the maid to cook white porridge today with a host of simple dishes like stir fry French beans, chai poh omelette, fried luncheon meat, fried vegetarian goose and fried peanuts.
I noticed she only cooked porridge for me and she is eating rice. So I asked her:
Me: kamu tak makan bubor?
She: engak! Lembit lembit tak suka.
Me: kamu kan orang cina? Orang cina kan suka makan bubor?
She: engak. Ini makanan ah mah ah mah yang ngadak gigi
Me: hor!skarang kamu kata aku ah mah ah mah la?
She: *laughing* engak! Engak! *laughing*
Me: kurang ajar.... Ish ish ish
Porridge where got ah mah ah mah punya food wor? Porridge very nice leh!
Unfortunately I couldn't find a good teochew porridge place in Kluang! I missed Old Klang Road's Peng Hwa sometimes!