Thursday, January 15, 2009

Forwarded email pt1 - Joke

An old Ukrainian about 80 years old lived alone in Winnipeg. He wanted to plant
his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Walter, who used to help him, was in prison in Stony Mountain Pen.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Walter,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my
troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

At 4 a.m. the next morning, RCMP and local Winnipeg police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,


  1. haha.... if only police do cleaning up, CNY is near, need to do clean up...haha

  2. LOL, trick them into believing some priceless diamond is in ur house? :P then they cannot mess up the house ma, have to sweep the house thoroughly to find the 'diamond' ;)